摩登家庭第六季 第181期:我没加你好友

 Wow, first of all, it's called privacy. 首先，这叫隐私。

Google it. 不信去查。

Second, I married a cronut. 第二，我嫁给了一个甜甜圈。

What? 什么？

Last night, my friend Andy and I, we went to go get cronuts, and I said that they were so amazing, I wanted to marry one, so I posted it on facebook as a joke. 昨晚，我的朋友安迪和我一起去买甜甜圈，我说那些甜甜圈太好吃了，我真想嫁给它，所以我当笑话发到Facebook上的。

Then I accidentally left my phone in Andy's car, which he drove to a friend's wedding in Vegas, 后来我把手机落在安迪的车上了，他开车去赌城参加朋友的婚礼，

and that book is for my crazy boss because he's designing maternity¹ clothes and he wants to get inside the mind of preggos! 那本书是给我的疯老板买的，他在设计孕妇装，想知道准妈妈们在想什么！

Thank god! 谢天谢地！

I'm so relieved! 真是松了一口气！

Wait a second. 等等。

How did you get onto my Facebook page? 你怎么能看到我的Facebook页面？

I unfriended you. 我没加你好友。

She's Brody Kendall. 那个布罗迪·肯德尔是她。

Oh, my god, gross! 天呐，真恶心！

I've been playing Candy Crush with my mother! 我居然一直在跟我妈玩糖果粉粹机！

How did you track my phone? 你是怎么追踪到我的手机的？

Well, I don't think that really matters, and there's a perfectly² reasona-- 我觉得那并不怎么重要，而且我有充分的理由...

Oh, cut it out. I can see people walking behind you. 省省吧，我能看到你后面有人走过。

Okay, got to go. 好了，我挂了。

 

1 maternity   

n.母性，母道，妇产科病房；adj.孕妇的，母性的

参考例句：

• Women workers are entitled to maternity leave with full pay.女工产假期间工资照发。
• Trainee nurses have to work for some weeks in maternity.受训的护士必须在产科病房工作数周。

2 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。