摩登家庭第六季 第259期:逃课日该怎么过

 Mom, come on, I need to get to school! 老妈，快点，我还得上学呢！

Isn't it today Senior Ditch Day? 今天不是高四逃课日吗？

Today's Ditch Day? No way you are ditching Ditch Day. It's like the best week of senior year...day. 今天是逃课日吗？逃课日你绝对不能错过。简直是高四最棒的一周 ...一天。

Unlike this house, the library will be completely quiet, so I can focus on my roommate selection. 不像我们家，图书馆会非常安静，我就可以专心选室友了

How long can picking a nerdy roommate take? They're all versions of you. 选一个书呆子舍友能花多少时间？她们只是你的不同版本罢了。

Look -- Indian you, blonde you, Asian you. Oh, look! Her name is actually "Yu". 印度版的你，金发版的你，亚裔版的你。快看！她的名字就叫钰。

Skipping one day of school isn't gonna do any harm. I ditched plenty, and look at me today. I am fielding multiple job offers. 逃一天课不会怎么样的。我就逃了很多课，看看我现在。我得到了很多工作机会。

One job offer. 只有一个。

From a very prominent hotel chain weighed against the implied offer of staying at my current job. 是一个著名的连锁酒店，我要在它和现在的工作之间权衡。

Working for you dad. 现在的工作还是给你爸打工。

Exactly! And I could never leave grandpa, so I am going to say "No" to the first offer -- 没错，但我不能离开外公，所以我要拒绝第一个工作机会。

Only offer. 唯一一个。

Even though I would have made an excellent regional vice¹ president in charge of promotions³. 即便我完全可能当一个分管销售的优秀地区副总裁。

She is great at promotion². That title gets longer every time I hear it. 她确实很擅长推销。那职位名越来越长了。

Come on, don't go to school. Girls' day! We'll swing by the mall. You could use a new everything. 拜托，别去学校了。姐妹日！我们一起去逛商场。你可以把全身衣物都换新的。

Girls, get in the car. Luke's hurt. 姑娘们，快上车，卢克受伤了。

Oh, my God. What happened? 天呐，发生了什么？

He collapsed⁴ on the way to school. He's in the hospital. Come on. 他上学时晕倒了。现在在医院里，快点。

What's wrong with Luke? Why'd he collapsed? 卢克怎么了？他怎么会晕倒？

I heard he was dead! You care about me. 我听说他死了！你们关心我。

Got 'em good, buddy⁵. Nobody's dead! 把她们耍得团团转，伙计。没人死了！

Look out! - Oh, sorry! 小心！-对不起！

Are you out of your mind? ! 你疯了吗？！

Alex, you have worked so insanely hard this year. You deserve this Ditch Day more than anyone. 艾丽克斯，你这一年简直学疯了。你比任何人都该享受逃课日。

So guess what? We're going to California Adventure. 所以你猜怎么着？我们要去加州冒险乐园。(迪士尼乐园)

Without mom! 不带老妈！

Ditch Day! Ditch Day! Ditch Day! 逃课日！逃课日！逃课日！

Is this a high holiday for you people? 这是你们的什么盛大节日吗？

 

1 vice   

n.坏事；恶习；[pl.]台钳，老虎钳；adj.副的

参考例句：

• He guarded himself against vice.他避免染上坏习惯。
• They are sunk in the depth of vice.他们堕入了罪恶的深渊。

2 promotion   

n.提升，晋级；促销，宣传

参考例句：

• The teacher conferred with the principal about Dick's promotion.教师与校长商谈了迪克的升级问题。
• The clerk was given a promotion and an increase in salary.那个职员升了级，加了薪。

3 promotions   

促进( promotion的名词复数 )； 提升； 推广； 宣传

参考例句：

• All services or promotions must have an appeal and wide application. 所有服务或促销工作都必须具有吸引力和广泛的适用性。
• He promptly directed the highest promotions and decorations for General MacArthur. 他授予麦克阿瑟将军以最高的官阶和勋奖。

4 collapsed   

adj.倒塌的

参考例句：

• Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
• The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。

5 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！