《美少女的谎言》第3季第136期:猪皮女

Ouch. Ali, how'd you get that?

天呐 艾莉 你那里是怎么弄的

How'd I get what?

我怎么了

Oh, that.

哦 那个啊

Yeah, I fell down in soccer

我踢球的时候摔倒了

and "Pigskin" kicked me.

被"猪皮"踢了一下

Who's "Pigskin"?

谁是"猪皮"

She's just this freakazoid in my gym class.

她就是我健身班里的一个小怪物

Don't worry, it won't happen again.

不用担心 不会有下次了

Wait, is that the girl who threw that muffin at you?

等等 她就是朝你扔松饼的那个女孩吗

No, that's "Triple nipple." She's harmless.

不 那是三奶怪人 她不能把我怎样

"Pigskin" is psychotic.

猪皮女才是那个疯子

Why do you call her "Pigskin"?

为什么叫她猪皮女

Cause she's got these weird¹ bumps on her thighs².

因为她大腿上有个很奇怪的包块

I mean, she says it's eczema, but I'm like,

她说那是湿疹 但我想说

"Honey, you better stop poking³ yourself below the equator."

亲爱的 你别装了

Wait. Who is this person? What's her real name?

这人是谁 她叫什么

Doesn't matter.

这不重要

Once I'm done with that no-neck bitch,

一旦我搞定那个又肥又贱的女人

she won't even exist.

她就不复存在了

Looks like we got a winner.

感觉我穿这衣服比你好看

Sorry, spence.

对不起了 斯宾塞

There's no way I can unload all those boxes by myself.

我没办法一人搬动所有的盒子

He guaranteed the shipment today. So can you do it?

他说只有今天提供装运 你能帮我吗

Sorry, what?

不好意思 你说什么

After school? Help me set up?

放学后帮我个忙

Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

好 当然可以

Excellent. Thanks.

太好了 谢谢

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 thighs   

n.股，大腿( thigh的名词复数 )；食用的鸡（等的）腿

参考例句：

• He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 poking   

n. 刺，戳，袋 vt. 拨开，刺，戳 vi. 戳，刺，捅，搜索，伸出，行动散慢

参考例句：

• He was poking at the rubbish with his stick. 他正用手杖拨动垃圾。
• He spent his weekends poking around dusty old bookshops. 他周末都泡在布满尘埃的旧书店里。