生活大爆炸第八季 第175期:戴防护眼镜

 Right there, right there. Oh, God, that's it! 就是那里，就是那里。天啊，终于啊！

How did you get paint in your eye? - Because you wouldn't let me wear safety goggles¹! 你是怎么把颜料弄到眼睛里？-都是因为你不让我戴防护眼镜！

This looks terrible. She-she's gonna know. 看上去一团糟啊。她肯定会发现。

It's fine. You just need two more nails². 没关系。你就差两个钉而已了。

Okay, where should I put them? 好的，应该钉在哪里？

In Emily's eyes. 钉在艾米丽的眼睛里。

You're not helping³. 你真是帮倒忙。

Well, maybe this is what you get for snooping. 所以这就是你偷翻人东西的报应。

You know, it-it's bad enough that I have to deal with this...-Raj? I'm back. 我鼓捣这玩意儿就已经够烦了...-拉杰？我回来了。

Oh, no. Hey. 完了。嗨。

Hi. 嗨。

How was the hospital? 医院情况还好吗？

Fine. What were you doing in there? 很好。你在里面干什么呢？

Uh...w-well...Okay, look, I-I don't want to lie to you. 那个...我...我不想对你撒谎。

I-I got curious, I was looking around...and I broke the drawer on your night stand. 我很好奇，于是我到处看了看...然后我就弄坏了你的床头柜抽屉。

You were looking in my night stand? 你翻看了我的床头柜抽屉吗？

Yeah. 是的。

So, the first time I leave you alone, you snoop on me? 所以我第一次让你单独留在家里，你就开始到处偷翻？

You've never snooped around my apartment? - No! 你从来没偷翻过我的公寓吗？-没有！

Come on, think back. It would really help if you had! 快，好好想想。你要是有过前科会很有帮助哟！

I can't believe you don't trust me! -She sounds really mad. 真没想到你这么不相信我！-她听起来很火大啊。

We should hang up. 我们应该挂掉。

Yeah, we should. 对，是应该。

But we're not going to, are we? 但我们不会这么做，对不对？

Not a chance. 门都没有。

What happened to "snooping is wrong"? 不是说"偷翻是不对的"吗？

Howard, you're going to jail⁴ for tax fraud⁵. Who cares? 霍华德，反正你就要因为税收欺诈去坐牢了，还怕啥偷翻？

Well, we did it. 我们"做"到了。

We sure did. 确实"做"到了。

I mean, I was on fire! I-I was in the zone, like an athlete. 我整个小宇宙都爆发了！我超在状态，像运动员一样。

Sweetie, I beat you at this, too. 亲爱的，这次你也是被我虐爆了。

So, where do we want to hang it? 那我们把它挂哪儿？

What? Are you kidding? We're not hanging it! 什么？你开什么玩笑？才不要挂起来！

But it's an expression of our love. 但这是我们爱情的展示。

And our butts⁶! Not hanging it! 也是我们的屁股！不挂！

 

1 goggles   

n.护目镜

参考例句：

• Skiers wear goggles to protect their eyes from the sun.滑雪者都戴上护目镜使眼睛不受阳光伤害。
• My swimming goggles keep steaming up so I can't see.我的护目镜一直有水雾，所以我看不见。

2 nails   

n.钉子( nail的名词复数 )；钉状物；指甲；趾甲v.钉住( nail的第三人称单数 )；抓住；证明…不属实；揭露

参考例句：

• Stop biting your nails! 别咬指甲！
• He joined up the two pieces of wood together with nails. 他用钉子把两块木头接起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。

4 jail   

n.监狱，看守所；vt.监禁，拘留

参考例句：

• The castle had been used as a jail.这城堡曾用作监狱。
• If she carries on shoplifting,she'll end up in jail.她如果还在店铺里偷东西，最终会被抓进监狱的。

5 fraud   

n.骗子，欺骗，欺诈，诡计

参考例句：

• We will introduce legal safeguards against fraud.我们将推行防止欺诈的法律条款。
• The prosecutor accused the defendant of fraud.原告控告被告犯有欺诈罪。

6 butts   

笑柄( butt的名词复数 )； （武器或工具的）粗大的一端； 屁股； 烟蒂

参考例句：

• The Nazis worked them over with gun butts. 纳粹分子用枪托毒打他们。
• The house butts to a cemetery. 这所房子和墓地相连。