Host: Welcome back, music lovers, to I Love That Song! The game show where we test your musical knowledge to the extreme! Lets get started! Team A... Guess this tune: Team A: Carrying Your Love With Me by George Straight! The genre is country music!...
Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! Youre in for a real treat as weve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks! A: Thank you, everyone!...
A: It smells like an ashtray in here! B: Hi honey! Whats wrong? Why do you have that look on your face? A: Whats wrong? I thought we agreed that you were gonna quit smoking. B: No! I said I was going to cut down which is very different. You cant just...
A: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Weve been hired to build a deck on this here house, and turn this boring and drab lawn into a backyard oasis. There is one catch, though. Weve only got one day to finish this, so Im gonna need everyone to give one hu...
A: Hey four-eyes! Whats up,man, how have you been? B: Not bad, just went to the mall and picked up some junk. Check out my new Adidas! A: Those are dope! You are gonna be getting mad props from the gang, man. Anyways, have you seen Betty lately? B: D...
A: Excuse me, sir, this is the express check-out lane for people that have fifteen items or fewer. It looks like you have more than fifteen items there. B: Oh, come on! I have sixteen items! Cut me some slack, will ya? A: Fine! Please place your item...
A: Good evening, my fellow Americans. Three days from now, after a half-century of service of our country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in a traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is vested in my succe...
A: Welcome back, boxing fans! My name is Rick Fields, and here with me is the man with an iron jaw, Bob Copeland. B: Thank you, Rick! We are coming to you live from Las Vegas! Were in the beautiful MGM Grand Hotel and Casino where the world heavyweig...
Shabby:Eddie, why are we at this scary-looking mansion? Its like, ultra spooky! Eddie: I told you already, Shabby, the owner of the house says there is a ghost haunting his house so we have to go in and investigate. Scruffy：I dont like this! Wilma:...
A: Honey, the baby is up again. B: Its your turn! I went last night. A: Fine! Hello widdle baby! Why are you crying widdle baby? Oh, I see, you made a doo-doo! B: Whats going on hun? Why is the baby crying? A: The widdle baby made a doo -doo! B: What...
Steven: Veronica， wait! Come on， honey, get back in the car. Lets talk it over, okay? Veronica: No! Im tired of your lies! I dont know who you are anymore! Steven:Veronica. Its me, the man that has and always will love you. Im sorry that Ive lied...
A: And so, I just wanted to check in with you and find out where we are with this ject. As you know, youve missed a fairly significant deadline last week, and this will negativity impact the teams ability to move forward with the next stages of this...
Daily Life - I Dont Feel So Good (C0115) A: Are you okay, man? You dont look very well. B: Ugh, I feel terrible. I went out last night with Trevor, and things got a little out of hand. A: Nice! So, where did you guys go? B: We hit a couple of local b...
A: Jim! Whats up， man？ B: Charlie! Is that your ride? Its butt ugly, dude! A: Dont be a airhead! This is a nineteen sixty-nine Chevy Impala! I just need to fix it up a bit. In a couple of months, this baby is gonna be wicked! B: Not even! Check i...
A: Where is everyone? We were supposed to start fifteen minutes ago! B:Jo called and said shed be here in a sec. She said she got tied up with a client. C:Sorry Im late everyone. There was a huge traffic jam on the highway this morning. D:Morning eve...
