第782期:听完这些英语毒舌小漫画, 我瞬间清醒啦!

 

今天分享一组来自于Lingvistov的毒舌漫画，相信一定会有一副漫画戳中你哦。

Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?

大家都说睡个美容觉，为何我每次醒过来，都像个山精一样？

Cleaning is just putting stuff¹ in less obvious places.

大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。

Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?

蚊子吸的是脂肪那该有多好？

The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works² 24 hours a day,

365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

人的大脑真的很神奇，

从你出生全天24小时运转，

365天不停歇，直到你爱上一个人！

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...

Why is there a light in the fridge?

如果晚上不能吃宵夜，那为什么冰箱里有灯？

1 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

2 works   

n.作品，著作；工厂，活动部件，机件

参考例句：

• We expect writers to produce more and better works.我们期望作家们写出更多更好的作品。
• The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。