看老友记学英语 一看牙医就有人死

Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?

菲比，来，谁要吃我的特制布朗尼?

I will have one.

我要一块

Okay, I'm not gonna have one.

算了，不要了

Neither will I.

我也不要了。

No, no, it's just my tooth.

不是，是我牙痛

All right I'll have one.

好，我要一块

So what's a matter, you need a dentist? I've got a good one.

你要找牙医吗? 我认识一个好医生

No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can't see him.

谢了，我也认识一个。只是我不能见他

See that is the problem with invisible¹ dentists.

这就是隐形牙医的问题

Why? Why can't you go to him?

你为什么不能去找他?

Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

因为我每次去看牙医，就会有人死。

That is so weird², because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.

真诡异，我每次去看牙医，都会偷看医生的胸口。

Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!

菲比…什么?

Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend 'Albino Bob'.

第一次是玛丽阿姨，然后是我的邮差约翰，然后是我的牛仔朋友艾拜诺巴伯

And all these people actually died?

这些人真的都死了?

Yes, while I was in the chair! That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, you know, it's not about oral hygiene³, I floss to save lives!

对，当我坐在诊疗椅上时！所以我都自己保健牙齿，不是为了口腔卫生，我用牙线是为了救人。

Pheebs, come on, you didn't kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It's, it's, it's just ah, a coincidence.

菲比，拜托，你没有杀人。只是这些人死的时候，你刚好去看牙医，这只是巧合。

Well tell that to them. Oh! You can't, their dead.

你去告诉他们。啊，不行，他们死了。

1 invisible   

adj.看不见的，无形的

参考例句：

• The air is full of millions of invisible germs.空气中充满了许多看不见的细菌。
• Many stars are invisible without a telescope.许多星辰不用望远镜便看不见。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 hygiene   

n.健康法，卫生学 （a.hygienic）

参考例句：

• Their course of study includes elementary hygiene and medical theory.他们的课程包括基础卫生学和医疗知识。
• He's going to give us a lecture on public hygiene.他要给我们作关于公共卫生方面的报告。