看老友记学英语 钱德不记得泡了哪个妹妹

So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping¹ him?

这么说他只是个大好人罢了，你真的认为这个叫马克的是不求回报地帮你?

Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that's true of any job.

我想我得跟他洗鸳鸯浴，不过哪份工作不是这样

How ya feelin'?

你感觉怎么样?

Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.

我的公寓已经不存在了，因为全被我喝掉了

Where'd you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.

你去哪里了?你拆了礼物之后，我们就找不到你了

Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

我后来跑到贮藏室，而且不只我一个人

Ow, no 'woo-hooing,' no 'woo-hooing.'

不要再叫了…

Why, what happened?

怎么了?出了什么事?

Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. Well, that's not the worst part.

我跟乔伊的姊妹瞎搞，这还不是最糟糕的

What is the worse part?

那最糟糕的是什么?

I can't remember which sister.

我不记得是哪个姊妹

You see what men do! Don't tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!

你看到没有?别说男人有好人，这就是男人。

Are you insane²? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he's actually going to kill you dead.

你疯了不成?乔伊会杀了你，他真的会把你杀得死死的

Okay! You don't think I thought of that?

你以为我没想到吗?

How can you not know which one?

你怎么会不知道是哪一个?

I mean that's unbelievable.

简直无法置信

I mean, was it Gina?

是吉娜吗?

Which one is Gina?

哪个是吉娜?

Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings³.

黑皮肤、蓬蓬头戴着飞机耳环

No, no, no, that's Dina.

那是迪娜，不是吉娜

You see you can't tell which one is which either, dwha!!

看到没?你们也分不清谁是谁

We didn't fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!

我们可没有跟哪个胡搅

1 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。

2 insane   

adj.蠢极的，荒唐的，精神错乱的，疯狂的

参考例句：

• Insane people are sometimes dangerous.精神病人有时非常危险。
• The letter made her insane with jealousy.那封信使她妒忌得发疯。

3 earrings   

n.耳环( earring的名词复数 )；耳坠子

参考例句：

• a pair of earrings 一对耳环
• These earrings snap on with special fastener. 这付耳环是用特制的按扣扣上去的。 来自《简明英汉词典》