看老友记学英语 我可以当个时装…摊贩

Funny book?

这本书很好笑吗?

Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking¹ about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying “I’ll see you Saturday”

不，我只是在想，我今天听到的一句很有意思的话，Mark，Mark说“星期六见”。

Yeah, at the lecture², I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.

对，我们要去演讲，我上星期就告诉你了，你说你不介意。

Oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....

不，我不是介意那场演讲。

Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.

拜托，你不是因为我要跟Mark去吧?

Oh, well...

这个嘛。

Oh my God³!!! Ross!!

哦，我的天哪。Ross!!

Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff⁴ with him?

对不起，不过你们已经不是同事了，为什么还要混在一起。

Because, he’s my friend.

因为他是我朋友。

Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...

但你真的需要，别的“朋友”吗？我的意思是…

Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?

好吧，如果我不跟Joey和Chandler玩，可以跟Mark玩吗?

Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?

这好笑吗?我应该笑吗?

I don’t know, you thought “see you Saturday”was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion,

我不知道，你觉得“星期六见”很好笑，Mark也是时装业的，

Okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.

我喜欢有个朋友跟我分享。你们这些男生不肯跟我去听演讲。

Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.

我很愿意跟你去。

Really!?

真的？

Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.

是啊，我有衣服，还是我自己挑的，告诉你，我可以当个时装…摊贩。

Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?

我很希望你陪我去。怎么了?

What should I wear, now I’m all nervous.

我该穿什么衣服?这下我好紧张。

1 thinking   

n.思考，思想；adj.思考的，有理性的；vbl.想，思考

参考例句：

• All thinking men will protest against it.凡是有思想的人都会抗议这件事。
• Thinking is mainly performed with words and other symbols.思想主要是用言语和其他符号来表达的。

2 lecture   

n.讲座，讲课；演讲

参考例句：

• I take it as a pleasure to attend your lecture.我很愿意听你讲课。
• The professor began his lecture by telling a joke.教授在讲课前先讲一个笑话。

3 god   

n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物

参考例句：

• God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。
• God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。

4 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。