看老友记学英语 鹦鹉学舌的钱德

What are you writing?

你在写什么？

Joshua's coming in tomorrow,and since I don't have the guts¹ to ask him out...

约书亚明天要来 既然我没胆约他

...I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.

我决定卖他一件外套 再把纸条塞进口袋

"Joshua,give me a call sometime. Guys like you...

“约书亚：有空打电话给我” “你这样的人…”

...never go out of style."

“…永不退流行”

What did you throw away?

你扔了哪些人？

Hi,guys. -What have you guys been up to?

你们做了什么？

We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum.

我们去看维多利亚时期门把展

Without me?

没找我去？

My uncle dragged us there, but it turned out to be really interesting.

是舅舅拖我们去的 结果很有意思

They were so ornate and beautiful. Look at that.

那些门把很华丽，你们看

I don't know how museums work in England, but here,you're not supposed to take stuff².

我不知道英国的国情 但这里不能顺手牵羊

I got it from the gift shop.

这是礼品部的

They have really lax security³ there.

那里没什么防盗措施

It's a joke.

这是笑话

Anyone for more tea?

（英国腔）谁还要喝茶？

No,just me then.

（英国腔）那我自己叫了

Hey,Ringo.

鹦鹉先生

Every time Emily's around,you talk like her. Would you please cut it out?

每次艾蜜莉在，你就怪腔怪调 别闹了

I think you like it.

我看你喜欢喔

I think you can't resist me when I do it.

你无法抗拒这样的我

You want to eat me up like a cream "pumpy."

你想一口…了我

What? -All right,look,I don't know all the words.

什么？ 我不是每个英国字都会

Right. I've got to be off. I'll see you. Bye-bye,then.

我该走了，再见咯

Bye-bye,then.

再见咯

1 guts   

v.狼吞虎咽，贪婪地吃，飞碟游戏（比赛双方每组5人，相距15码，互相掷接飞碟）；毁坏（建筑物等）的内部( gut的第三人称单数 )；取出…的内脏n.勇气( gut的名词复数 )；内脏；消化道的下段；肠

参考例句：

• I'll only cook fish if the guts have been removed. 鱼若已收拾干净，我只需烧一下即可。
• Barbara hasn't got the guts to leave her mother. 巴巴拉没有勇气离开她妈妈。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

3 security   

n.安全，安全感；防护措施；保证(金)，抵押(品)；债券，证券

参考例句：

• A security guard brought him down with a flying tackle.一名保安人员飞身把他抱倒。
• There was tight security at the airport when the President's plane landed.总统的专机降落时，机场的保安措施很严密。