看老友记学英语 世上本没有无私的好事

You know what? What you up to,Joe?

乔伊，你为何穿成这样？

They're doing this telethon thing on TV.

我要上马拉式电视节目

And my agent got me a job as cohost!

我的经纪帮我争取当主持人

That's great!

太棒了

A little good deed for PBS, plus some TV exposure¹.

帮公视做好事 又能增加曝光率

That's the kind of math Joey likes to do.

我乔伊最爱做这种事了

Oh,PBS!

公视啊

What's wrong with PBS? -What's right with them?

公视哪里不对了？他们哪里对？

Why don't you like PBS?

菲比，你为何不喜欢公视？

Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in a bad place,personally.

因为我妈自杀之后 我个人非常难过

I thought I'd write to Sesame Street.

所以我想写信给芝麻街 心情应该会好一点

Because they were nice when I was a little kid.

因为我小时候 总觉得他们很亲切

No one ever wrote back.

结果根本没人回信

A lot of those muppets don't have thumbs.

那些布偶根本没有手指

All I got was a lousy key chain,and by that time,I was living in a box.

我只收到一个恶烂钥匙环 拜托，我那时住在纸箱里耶

I didn't have keys!

连钥匙都没有

I'm sorry,Phoebe.

我很遗憾，菲比

I wanted to do a good deed, like you did with the babies.

我只是想做好事 就像你帮忙生小孩

This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is selfish².

你才不是做善事 只是想上电视，根本就很自私

What about you having those babies for your brother?

哇… 你帮弟弟生小孩又怎么说？

That's selfish!

自私的不是只有我

What are you talking about?

你胡说什么？

It was a nice thing, but it made you feel good,right?

你的确是帮忙他们 不过自己心情也很好吧？

Yeah,so?

那又如何？

It made you feel good so that makes it selfish.

因为你做善事心情好 也算是自私的一种

Look,there's no unselfish good deeds. Sorry.

世界上根本就没有无私的好事

Yes,there are totally good deeds that are selfless!

明明就有 有很多行善的人都没有私心

May I ask for one example?

请你举出一个例子

Yeah,it's You know,there's

就是有，例如…

No,you may not!

我不想说

Because all people are selfish.

因为所有人都很自私

Are you calling me selfish?

你说我自私？

Are you calling you people?

你难道不是人？

1 exposure   

n.暴露，面临；揭露，揭发；曝光

参考例句：

• After only a short exposure to sunlight he began to turn red.他在阳光下只晒了一会儿，皮肤就开始变红了。
• I threatened them with public exposure.我扬言要公开揭发他们。

2 selfish   

adj.自私的，利己主义的，自我中心的

参考例句：

• You must learn to share and not be so selfish.你一定要学会与他人分享，不要那么自私。
• She is a selfish person.她是一个自私自利的人。