看老友记学英语 奇葩室友Ross

Joey,please.

乔伊，麻烦你

Sorry.

对不起

Hello,children.

小鬼们

You want to play some foosball? Please?

要不要玩桌足球？求求你？

We moved the table into my room because of all the boxes.

游戏桌搬进我房间了 因为外面太多箱子

Come on!

进来吧

I have one question.

我有个问题

What is the deal with this?

这是什么碗糕？

Bye-bye,little puppet¹ Joey hand?

小布偶乔伊说再见？

No,the quiet down thing.

不是，叫我闭嘴的手势

You mean this.

你是说这样啊

I don't know how much more I can take.

我不知道我还能憋多久

Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs²?

他竟然拿我的海滩游侠录影带 去录什么怪小虫

My God! What if that had been porn?

要是里面录的是A片呢？

All right,this may be tough...

别激动，或许你憋得很难过

...but it's Ross. I survived college with him.

可是他是老友罗斯 我跟他大学住四年都没死了

I guess I can hold out a little longer.

我或许还可以再忍一阵子

Let's have a game.

来玩吧 好

Fellas?

两位

So he's out of here.

他非走不可

1 puppet   

n.木偶，玩偶；傀儡

参考例句：

• That indicates you're merely a puppet.这说明你只不过是一个傀儡。
• Yes,only a rat puppet beat them out.没错，只有一个老鼠木偶打败过他们。

2 bugs   

adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误

参考例句：

• All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》