看老友记学英语 “冰上拇趾秀”闹剧

Twenty-year-old male.

什么状况？ 20岁男性

He's got a severed¹ toe on his right foot.

右脚拇趾被切到

Could you please not do that feet first?

别撞到他的脚好吗？

You know where his injury is. Severed toe,you just said it!

你明知他是拇趾被切到 你刚才也说了

It says the knife went through your shoe.

这里写说刀子刺穿鞋子

They're made of wicker!

那当然，他穿的是草鞋

Did you bring the toe?

断指带来了吗？

I have it right here on ice.

有，在这里冰着

Toes on Ice,coming soon to Madison Square Garden.

“冰上拇趾秀” 麦迪逊花园广场即将演出

Save your strength,man.

省点力气吧

Don't worry,son. We'll just reattach it and then....

放心，我们会把它缝…

What is it?

怎么了？

You brought a carrot.

你带了一块胡萝卜来

This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.

什么？ 这不是你的脚趾 这是一小块很冰的红萝?

You brought a carrot?

你带胡萝卜来？

Oh,my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.

天哪，我的厨房里有一截断趾

I'm sorry! I'll go get it!

对不起，我马上回去拿

All we can do now is sew up the wound².

来不及了，我们只能直接缝合

Without my toe? I need my toe!

我需要我的脚趾头

I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche.

等一下，我很快 爸，让我开你的保时捷

I'm not falling for that one.

我才不会上当

1 severed   

v.切断，断绝( sever的过去式和过去分词 )；断，裂

参考例句：

• The doctor said I'd severed a vessel in my leg. 医生说我割断了腿上的一根血管。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• We have severed diplomatic relations with that country. 我们与那个国家断绝了外交关系。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 wound   

n.创伤，伤口，伤疤，伤害，痛苦；vt.伤害，损害，使受伤；vi.打伤，伤害；wind的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• There was a gush of blood from the wound.血从伤口流出。
• The nurse gently mopped the blood from the wound.护士轻轻地抹去伤口上的血。