艾伦脱口秀第451期:全球最性感女性

 And how much should they cost to buy? 要买的话多少钱

this particular award is 4000 dollars. 这个奖是4000美元

Wow,I will sell you one of mine for 2500. 我卖你一个我的吧 只要2500美元

Think about it. 考虑考虑

And you've got to be happy there's a lot of good things going on in your life, 你应该开心点 你生活中还有很多其它好事

You were voted,is it Maxim¹'s one of the sexiest women on the planet?or something like that?what? 你被选为,被Maxim杂志选为全球最性感女性之一 之类的 什么嘛

That's,I don't know what to do with that,Ellen. Ellen 这个我也不知道怎么办

I'm,I don't,this is as dressed at it happens, 穿出来就是这个样子

I get up,keep the pajama pants,like,put on the boots,and I got to work like that.Right. 起床 穿着睡裤 然后穿上靴子 就这样去工作 好吧

And I,I hit my head on things by accident a lot, 而且我经常不小心碰着头

Now they are gonna take that away from you. 现在他们要取消这个称号了

Because,now that you've told them what who you really are, 因为你刚告诉他们真实的你什么样

No awards,what so ever.No awards ever. 反正都没奖 从没得奖

That's not just getting out of bed,putting pajamas² on. 这可不像刚起床 穿着睡衣

Who is that girl?I don't know. 那女孩是谁 我不认识

Someone with a team of hair and makeup³ experts,I see.that's what that is. 她肯定有专业的发型设计和化妆团队 我明白了 就是那样的

Well,it looks good and congratulations on that, 看上去不错 恭喜你

And I heard that the other night you were hanging out at Paul Mccartney's house? 我听说有天晚上 你去了Paul Mccartney家去玩

that's my old house,by the way.Yes.That's your old house?Yes,that was my house. 顺便说下 那之前是我的房子 是的 之前是你的房子 没错 曾是我的房子

Are you ki,So I was in your house?And paul,my guest,it gets better and better. 你开玩笑 所以我去了你家 Paul是我的客人 越来越好了

1 maxim   

n.格言，箴言

参考例句：

• Please lay the maxim to your heart.请把此格言记在心里。
• "Waste not,want not" is her favourite maxim.“不浪费则不匮乏”是她喜爱的格言。

2 pajamas   

n.睡衣裤

参考例句：

• At bedtime,I take off my clothes and put on my pajamas.睡觉时，我脱去衣服，换上睡衣。
• He was wearing striped pajamas.他穿着带条纹的睡衣裤。

3 makeup   

n.组织；性格；化装品

参考例句：

• Those who failed the exam take a makeup exam.这次考试不及格的人必须参加补考。
• Do you think her beauty could makeup for her stupidity?你认为她的美丽能弥补她的愚蠢吗？