艾伦脱口秀第452期:游戏很无聊

 Umm,he's a great guy.He's the nicest guy in the world. 他人很好 无人可比

We played "Light as a Feather,Stiff as a BOard" which is my idea. 我们玩了“轻如鸿毛 僵如木板”的游戏 我的主意

How many people did you have around? 有几个人

We had one,two,theree,four five.We had six,but five distributed¹.So it's like,three on each side. 我们有一二三四五 有六个人 但五个分布 所以每边三个

and you just put your fingers under and you keep saying, 就把手放下边 一直说

and you say "Light as a Feather,Stiff as a Board" and them they go up like magic. 你就说 “轻如鸿毛 僵如木板” 然后他们升起来了 跟魔法一样

They don't go.She didn't,but, 但他们不会升起来的 她是没有 但是

Nobody does,nobody does.They did,I swear to God Ellen,I swear to God. 没人能升起来的 没人 他们会升起来的 Ellen 我发誓

Well,next time you are here,we're gonna play with somebody,yes,I'm telling you.All right. 下次你来做节目我们玩玩看 当然 我说真的呢 好吧

we are playing it,it works²,it works.It doesn't work.It does,Ellen.Ok. 一定要玩 真的升起来了 真的 不会的 会的 Ellen 好吧

When I was a kid,It worked right after we said that,that's when you were like five years old,you weighed 20 pounds.I wasn't 5. 我小的时候 我们说完马上就升起来了 那时你才5岁 只重20磅 我不是5岁

That's,no,adults do,it's like children's game,because they are light. 不 大人玩 这就是小孩的游戏 因为他们轻

That's why it worked,but children play it,and they are all so light, 这就是见效的原因 但是玩的小孩们也很轻

So it's the same amount as when you are adults.It's,It's a stupid game. 比例和成年人是一样的 这个游戏很无聊

But anyway,all right.What? it's great. 无论如何 算了 什么 这游戏很棒

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1 distributed   

adj.分布式的v.分配( distribute的过去式和过去分词)；散发；分销；[常用被动语态]将…分类(into)

参考例句：

• The organization distributed food to the earthquake victims. 这个机构向地震灾民分发了食品。
• During the war, all foods were distributed in a planned way. 在战争中，所有的食品都按计划分配。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 works   

n.作品，著作；工厂，活动部件，机件

参考例句：

• We expect writers to produce more and better works.我们期望作家们写出更多更好的作品。
• The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。