摩登家庭第六季 第56期:你是叫我摘掉婚戒吗?

 Okay, okay. You give in to her every whim¹, and I'm mean daddy. That's not true. 好吧，好吧。她每次想要什么你都给，我成了坏爸爸。才没有。

Isn't it? What's this? This is how she sees us. 是吗？那这是什么？这就是我们在她眼里的样子。

I'm a screaming demon², and you're just a-smilin' and a-bakin'. 我是个尖叫的魔鬼，你就是快乐小天使。

And, incidentally, do we really think this is refrigerator-worthy? 顺便说下真有必要把这贴冰箱上吗？

She put it up yesterday after you made her clean her room. 昨天你让她整理房间后她贴上去的。

And after you made her brownies. 而你给她做了布朗尼蛋糕。

She is gonna turn into a willful, fat little girl unless you start getting tough with her, 你要是还不对她严一点，她会变成一个任性的小胖子的，

because right now you're her pal³, and I'm just the pitchfork-wielding she-devil. 现在你是她的小伙伴，我就是拿着叉子的妖兽。

It lined up, didn't it? 我跟画里对上了，是吧？

Yeah, we really got lucky with you holding that fork. 是啊，你拿着叉子简直大亮。

Long story short. 长话短说。

If you pour it, it's cranberry⁴ sauce. 要是用倒的，就是蔓越莓酱。

But I'm sorry, if you slice it, it's cranberry jelly. 要是用切的，不好意思就成蔓越莓果冻了。

I'm literally⁵ driving as fast as this car can go. 我已经踩足了油门了。

Is that a sock in your sleeve? 你袖子里那个是袜子吗？

I did laundry at your house this morning, and you have no dryer⁶ sheets. 我今早在你家洗衣服，可你们没有除静电纸。

I like staying with you, but it's basically camping. 我喜欢住在你们家，不过这就跟野营一样。

I'm - I'm so sorry! I didn't feel anything. 对不起！我什么也没感觉到。

I mean, of - of course I felt something, and you do have them - I mean... 我是说，我当然有感觉到你显然很有料，我是说...

Why didn't you honk⁷? ! 你怎么不按喇叭？！

Wouldn't that have just made it worse? 那样不就更糟了吗？

Now, Philip, rub the breasts and thighs⁸ with olive oil. 好了，菲利普，用橄榄油按摩鸡胸和鸡腿。

I'm a little new at this, but okay. 好吧，虽然我没怎么试过。

Before stuffing the bird, you may want to remove your jewelry⁹. 往火鸡里填料前最好取下首饰。

You mean take off my wedding ring? 你是叫我摘掉婚戒吗？

You bad, bad girl. 你实在太坏了。

Who are you talking to? I was -nothing. Who? 你在跟谁说话？我，没有，谁啊？

I'm not gonna throw away 20 years of -- Is the salad burning? 我才不会舍弃二十年的...沙拉是不是糊了？

Here's everything, including your cranberry so-called sauce. 东西都买好了，包括你的所谓的蔓越莓酱。

That was fast. I was driving 70 miles an hour. 速度好快。我以每小时70英里的速度飞驶。

Now, Philip, cover the breast and legs with a buttered cheesecloth. 好了，菲利普，在鸡胸和鸡腿上包一层涂过黄油的干酪包布。

That thing's a little creepy. 那声音有点诡异。

You're a little creepy. 你才有点诡异。

 

1 whim   

n.一时的兴致，突然的念头；奇想，幻想

参考例句：

• I bought the encyclopedia on a whim.我凭一时的兴致买了这本百科全书。
• He had a sudden whim to go sailing today.今天他突然想要去航海。

2 demon   

n.魔鬼，恶魔

参考例句：

• The demon of greed ruined the miser's happiness.贪得无厌的恶习毁掉了那个守财奴的幸福。
• He has been possessed by the demon of disease for years.他多年来病魔缠身。

3 pal   

n.朋友，伙伴，同志；vi.结为友

参考例句：

• He is a pal of mine.他是我的一个朋友。
• Listen,pal,I don't want you talking to my sister any more.听着，小子，我不让你再和我妹妹说话了。

4 cranberry   

n.梅果

参考例句：

• Turkey reminds me of cranberry sauce.火鸡让我想起梅果酱。
• Actually I prefer canned cranberry sauce.事实上我更喜欢罐装的梅果酱。

5 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

6 dryer   

n.干衣机，干燥剂

参考例句：

• He bought a dryer yesterday.他昨天买了一台干燥机。
• There is a washer and a dryer in the basement.地下室里有洗衣机和烘干机。

7 honk   

n.雁叫声，汽车喇叭声

参考例句：

• Don't honk the horn indiscriminately.不要乱鸣喇叭！
• While passing another vehicle,you must honk your horn.通过另一部车时必须鸣按喇叭。

8 thighs   

n.股，大腿( thigh的名词复数 )；食用的鸡（等的）腿

参考例句：

• He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》

9 jewelry   

n.（jewllery）（总称）珠宝

参考例句：

• The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
• Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。