摩登家庭第六季 第71期:表亲在救生艇上结的婚

 Oh, Gloria Gloria. Gloria, honey, I - listen. No, I'm okay with the dogs. I'm just not a dog-person person. 歌洛莉亚，歌洛莉亚。歌洛莉亚，亲爱的。不是，跟狗在一起没问题。我只是不喜欢爱狗的那些人。

You said that this party was going to be normal. 你说这个派对是正常的。

It's just fun. 只是图个乐子。

There's a buffet¹ and an open bar for dogs. 这有个为狗准备的自助餐和酒吧。

My cousin got married on a raft. 我表亲在救生艇上结的婚。

I tried to play along, Jay, but - but this is crazy. I have to go home. 我很努力地融入了，杰，但这也太疯狂了。我必须要回家了。

Gloria, now, do you think it's fair to use the word "Crazy" about a... 歌洛莉亚，你认为用疯狂这个词来形容这里公平吗？

I-I'll see you at home, Gloria. 我们回家见，歌洛莉亚。

Oh, thank you so much, you guys. 非常感谢你们。

God, where were you when I was looking for the perfect man? 天哪，我寻找真命天子的时候你们在哪呢？

Well, probably in Missouri at a bar called Kansas City Meats - doing the same thing. 可能在密苏里一家叫堪萨斯城肉棒的酒吧...做着同样的事吧。

Funny! 太幽默了！

Look at that smile. 看你笑得。

What? 怎么了？

That's what being nice feels like. 这就是表达善意的感觉。

I like it. 我很喜欢。

I'm proud of you. 我为你骄傲。

Well, I'm just letting a person I barely² know sleep in my home. 我只是让一个不怎么认识的人住在我的家里。

I don't know if I'd use the word "Hero," But..."Hero"? 我不知道是否可以称得上是英雄，可是...英雄？

Stop it. You're embarrassing³ me. 别说了，我都不好意思了。

Oh, god. 天哪。

Hey, you guys have a cat? 你们养猫了吗？

Um, how about I freshen up that wine, huh? 我给你加点酒吧？

Oh, no. I am good. Okay, um... 不用，我很好，好吧...

In fact, Cam, what are - what are we doing in the living room, here? 事实上，小卡，我们——我们在客厅里待着干什么呢？

You know? 你知道吗？

Yeah, oh, you know what? We haven't even given Brenda a tour of our ga- uh, garage. Our - our gage⁴. 是啊，知道吗？我们还没带布伦达参观我们的车库呢。我们的车库。

Oh, no. I don't like garages. 不去了，我不喜欢车库。

That's where Doug kept his precious sailboat. 道格把他心爱的帆船就放在车库里。

No eating on the boat. No drinking on the boat. 不许在船上吃东西。不许在船上喝酒。

All because the one time I went on the boat, I spilled. 就因为有一次我在船上把酒撒了。

Well, guess what. Boats go like this. 知道吗，船上就是这样。

Oh, geez. You know? ! And I'm like...Who - who loves a thing more than a person? 老天。你知道吗？我当时...谁会爱惜一样东西多过爱惜一个人？

A monster. 禽兽。

 

1 buffet   

n.自助餐；饮食柜台；餐台

参考例句：

• Are you having a sit-down meal or a buffet at the wedding?你想在婚礼中摆桌宴还是搞自助餐？
• Could you tell me what specialties you have for the buffet?你能告诉我你们的自助餐有什么特色菜吗？

2 barely   

adv.仅仅，几乎没有，几乎不

参考例句：

• The male bird is barely distinguishable from the female.雄鸟和雌鸟几乎无法辨别。
• He took barely enough money to keep the children in bread.他赚很少的钱仅够孩子们勉强糊口。

3 embarrassing   

adj.使人尴尬的，令人为难的v.（使）窘迫，（使）局促不安( embarrass的现在分词)

参考例句：

• His jokes didn't even raise a smile, which was embarrassing. 听了他讲的笑话，都没人笑一下，真是太尴尬了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• I was in the embarrassing position of having completely forgotten her name. 当时我完全忘记了她的名字，很是尴尬。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 gage   

n.标准尺寸，规格；量规，量表 [=gauge]

参考例句：

• Can you gage what her reaction is likely to be?你能揣测她的反应可能是什么吗？
• It's difficult to gage one's character.要判断一个人的品格是很困难的。