摩登家庭第六季 第115期:给政府打匿名电话

 Once we approach them with this, it's gonna be awfully¹ hard for me to log in with my anonymous² call to the city. 一旦我们利用这个接近他们后，我就会很难跟市政府打匿名电话了。

You're not gonna have to report anyone. 你没必要举报任何人。

Call me David Copperfield, 'cause I'm about to make a boat disappear. 叫我大卫·科波菲尔吧，因为我就要让一艘船消失了。

Hey, neighbors. I made you some banana bread. 邻居们，我给你们做了点香蕉面包。

Oh, I love banana bread. We have this at our dispensary, except we got weed in it. 我喜欢香蕉面包。我们的药房里也有这个，不过里面会加大麻。

But we could give this one to our kids as a trick. 但我们可以把你的面包给孩子们来耍他们。

This boat is really something. 这艘船真不错啊。

You know what we call her? "Jackpot"! - 'Cause you sell pot. 你知道我们怎么称呼她吗？"头奖"！-因为你卖大麻。

Holy cow, we never thought of that. 天啊，我们从来没想到这一点。

This is the best day of my life! 这是我这辈子最棒的一天！

Permission to come aboard and check her out? 我可以登上来好好瞧瞧她吗？

Yeah! That is, if you're talking about my boat and not my wife. 当然可以！前提是你说的是我的船，而不是我妻子。

Ooh, yeah, you can't climb aboard me. Well, not in the driveway, anyway. 是啊，你可不能登上我。在车道上不行。

This is so great. - Yeah. 这真是太棒了。-是啊。

Did you do something new with your hair? Did you get a new wig³ or something? 你去做了头发吗？买了一顶新假发还是怎么？

Sweet boat like this belongs in the water, am I right? 这种漂亮的小船就该下水，对吧？

Well, you know, people who put their boat in the water, they only use it on the weekend. We get to use this baby every day. 把船推下水的人们只能在周末使用船。而我们每天都可以用。

Can you imagine visiting this boat every day in the marina? 你能想象每天都去码头上找这艘船吗？

You spend a bunch of money on something, you want people to see it. That's why I wear low-cut tops. 你花了很多钱买的东西就要让人们看见。所以我穿着低胸上衣。

Yeah! Listen up. I just got to be honest. We're having a hard time with the boat here. 是啊，听好了。我得说实话。我们对这艘船很有意见。

What, you don't like Jackpot? 什么，你不喜欢"头奖"吗？

It's gigantic⁴ and makes it pretty tough to park in our driveway. 它太大了，让我们很难在我们的车道上停车。

Well, that's because you open your doors onto our driveway, where we keep our boat. 那是因为你们侵犯到我们的车道了，我们的船停在这里。

Yes, and, according to city regulations, it shouldn't even be here. 是啊，根据城市规定它不该出现在这里。

"Regulations." Hear that? 规定，听到了吗？

Look, we really do want to keep this friendly. 听着，我们真的想保持友好。

And it's been here for three weeks. 这船都在这里停了三周了。

Yeah, and it's beautiful. - And it's tacky. - Settle down! - Hey, that is uncool! 是的，它很美。-很俗气。-冷静点！-你的话太难听了！

There are four aces⁵ on the side of it. 船身上画着四张大A呢。

 

1 awfully   

adv.可怕地，非常地，极端地

参考例句：

• Agriculture was awfully neglected in the past.过去农业遭到严重忽视。
• I've been feeling awfully bad about it.对这我一直感到很难受。

2 anonymous   

adj.无名的；匿名的；无特色的

参考例句：

• Sending anonymous letters is a cowardly act.寄匿名信是懦夫的行为。
• The author wishes to remain anonymous.作者希望姓名不公开。

3 wig   

n.假发

参考例句：

• The actress wore a black wig over her blond hair.那个女演员戴一顶黑色假发罩住自己的金黄色头发。
• He disguised himself with a wig and false beard.他用假发和假胡须来乔装。

4 gigantic   

adj.巨大的，巨人似的

参考例句：

• He has a gigantic appetite and eats gigantic meals.他有很大的食量，能吃很多的食物。
• The earth may be thought of as a gigantic magnet.整个地球可以想像为一块硕大无朋的磁石。

5 aces   

abbr.adjustable convertible-rate equity security (units) 可调节的股本证券兑换率；aircraft ejection seat 飞机弹射座椅；automatic control evaluation simulator 自动控制评估模拟器n.擅长…的人( ace的名词复数 )；精于…的人；（ 网球 ）（对手接不到发球的）发球得分；爱司球

参考例句：

• The local representative of ACES will define the local area. ACES的当地代表将划定当地的范围。 来自互联网
• Any medical expenses not covered by ACES insurance are the sole responsibility of the parents. 任何ACES保险未包括的医疗费用一律是父母的责任。 来自互联网