摩登家庭第六季 第116期:不许羞辱我的香蕉面包

 You know what? We're gonna have to ask you to disembark. 这样吧？我们现在要求你们上岸。

That's boat for "Get off." 那是"滚开"的船上用语。

Yeah, there's no room up here for an uptight¹ buzzkill. 是的，这里不欢迎让人讨厌又扫兴的人。

Don't call her a buzzkill. 不许说她让人扫兴。

That's right. There's a lot of people who think I'm fun. 没错，很多人认为我很风趣。

You complain about fireworks Friday, you complain when my son plays his kick-ass drum set, you bought curtains for your bedroom window. 你抱怨星期五的烟火表演，我儿子敲鼓的时候你也抱怨，你买了窗帘挂在卧室的窗户上。

What have we ever done to you? 我们对你们做什么了吗？

I think you just answered your own question. 我想你回答了你自己的问题。

All right, you know what? Here, take your buzz-free banana bread and go back to your precious driveway. 好，这样吧？把你那半生不熟的香蕉面包拿走，回你们那宝贵的车道去。

With pleasure. 很乐意。

By the way, Claire, earlier, I was just being nice. I do not like your new wig². 还有，克莱尔，刚才我只是想表示友善。其实我根本不喜欢你的新假发。

Hey, what you don't like is her real hair! 你不喜欢的是她的真头发！

Phil! - Uh, not the color. 菲尔！-颜色是染的。

Hey, Phil! 菲尔！

Still think we need to be nice? 你还认为我们应该态度好一些吗？

No. It's time for more drastic measures. No one insults...my banana bread. 不。是时候拿出强硬手段了。没人可以羞辱我的香蕉面包。

Mitchell. - F-fiz-- no! No! 米奇尔。-菲茨 ...不！不要！

What have I said about you sneaking³ up on me? I could have been shaving. This could have been a sweeney Todd moment. 我告诉过你不要偷偷接近我。我可能在剃胡子。场面可能会像《理发师陶德》里一样。

Because of me, clowning is in Lily's blood. 莉莉继承了我扮小丑的才华。

Adopted. 她是领养的。

But she's a natural, and we're gonna prove it to you. If she doesn't make you laugh, she'll quit clowning forever. 但她有天赋，我们会证明给你看的。如果她不能逗你笑，那她就再也不扮小丑。

Come on. Please. 求你了。来嘛。

I present to you the Asian for any occasion, the clown that will invert⁴ that frown, the dynamic duo of Fizbo and...Lizbo! 我向你介绍大众皆宜的亚洲面孔，会让你转怒为喜的小丑，活力四射二人组，菲茨宝和...莉茨宝！（似Limbo: 地狱）

Are you not hearing that? 你没听出来吗？

We're working on the name. 名字我们还在研究。

 

1 uptight   

adj.焦虑不安的，紧张的

参考例句：

• He's feeling a bit uptight about his exam tomorrow.他因明天的考试而感到有点紧张。
• Try to laugh at it instead of getting uptight.试着一笑了之，不要紧张。

2 wig   

n.假发

参考例句：

• The actress wore a black wig over her blond hair.那个女演员戴一顶黑色假发罩住自己的金黄色头发。
• He disguised himself with a wig and false beard.他用假发和假胡须来乔装。

3 sneaking   

a.秘密的，不公开的

参考例句：

• She had always had a sneaking affection for him. 以前她一直暗暗倾心于他。
• She ducked the interviewers by sneaking out the back door. 她从后门偷偷溜走，躲开采访者。

4 invert   

vt.使反转，使颠倒，使转化

参考例句：

• She catch the insect by invert her cup over it.她把杯子倒扣在昆虫上，将它逮住了。
• Invert the cake onto a cooling rack.把蛋糕倒扣在冷却架上。