摩登家庭第六季 第123期:对大爸实施整盅行为

 And he won't have to remember you because you're always going to be here. 他也不用记得这些，因为你会一直在他身边。

Forget it. Come on. Let's give it a rest. The poor kid, all that pressure I put on him. Especially his bladder. 忘了吧。休息一下。可怜的宝宝，我给了他这么大压力。尤其是他的膀胱。

You've probably got a gallon of apple juice in there, buddy¹. 你肚子里估计憋了一加仑的苹果汁。

Did you see that? Did you see how you understood Jay? That's what makes you so special. 你发现了吗？你发现自己多么理解杰了吗？这就是你的特别之处。

Anyone can learn how to walk or pee in a potty. 任何人都可以学会走路，或是对着尿壶撒尿。

You're the most sensitive and insightful person I have ever known, and you have always been. 你是我所知的最敏感 、最具洞察力的人，你一直都是这样。

Come here, papi. 过来抱抱，小宝贝。

He's peeing! He's peeing! - My little genius! 他在撒尿！他在撒尿！-我的小天才！

I knew you could do it, buddy! 我就知道你能做到的，小家伙！

ay, Jay, he's not done. 杰，他还没撒完呢。

Aw, hell. It's all over me. Would you take him? 我靠，撒我一身。你能抱着他吗？

Lily! 莉莉！

Oh, it's you. - Okay. 是你啊。-行了。

Come here. Come on. Let's have a little talk. 过来，来，我们好好谈谈。

All right, I know that I have been laughing at some of the stuff that you've been doing to daddy, but I shouldn't have. 听着，我知道你在对大爸实施整盅行为时我也笑了，但我不该笑的。

I know that you love this, but I don't want you to be the type of clown that hurts people. 我知道你很喜欢这样，但我不希望你成为那种伤害别人的小丑。

I don't do that to make you laugh. 我那么做不是为了逗你笑。

You don't? 你不是吗？

Well, then why do you do it? 那你为什么那么做？

I hate it. I don't want to be a clown. It's so weird². 我很讨厌那样，我不想当小丑的。真的好古怪。

Oh, are you serious? 你是说真的吗？

The jokes aren't funny and everybody's all, "Honk³, honk, ah-ooga, wah, wah." 那些笑话一点都不好笑，每个人还在叫喊着"滴滴，叭叭，乌拉，乌拉。"

Oh, Lily, I love you so much. Oh, my gosh. 我好爱你，天啊。

W-w-why didn't you just tell him? 那你为什么不直接告诉他啊？

I didn't want to hurt his feelings. 我不想伤害他的感情。

So I figured if I was a bad clown, he'd want me to stop. 我心想如果我是个糟糕的小丑，他就会让我放弃的。

 

1 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 honk   

n.雁叫声，汽车喇叭声

参考例句：

• Don't honk the horn indiscriminately.不要乱鸣喇叭！
• While passing another vehicle,you must honk your horn.通过另一部车时必须鸣按喇叭。