摩登家庭第六季 第167期:如何迅速甩掉男人们

 Give me one reason why Sammy should stay here tonight instead of with us. 给我一个理由，为什么萨米今晚应该留在这里而不是跟我们走。

Because we're experienced¹ parents. 因为我们有做家长的经验。

We have a crib! 我们有婴儿床！

We have a pediatrician. 我们有私家儿科医生。

Our house is babyproofed. 我们的家对宝宝很安全。

Our house was in Architectural Digest. 我们的家被《建筑设计文摘》拍摄过。

Ronaldo, please, you're not helping². 罗纳多，省省吧，说那个没用。

They don't know what that is. 他们根本没听过那本杂志。

How can you even fit another child in this shoe box? 你们这个蜗居怎么可能再容下一个孩子呢？

You're poor! 你们太穷了！

We have a beautiful house with a big yard where he could throw the ball with the gardener. 我们有栋漂亮的房子，还有个大院子，他可以在那里和园丁一起玩球。

Okay, look. 好吧，听着。

If anybody's gonna adopt Sammy, it's gonna be us. 如果有人要收养萨米，那一定是我们。

Whoa! Do I have any say in this? 都不问一下我的意见吗？

Sal! Oh, well, you're back. 萨尔，你回来了。

What the hell³ are you four doing? 你们四个在干什么呢？

You walked out of here and left your baby without saying a word, so maybe we'll be asking the questions. 你离开了派对，什么都没说就把宝宝扔下了，所以也许应该由我们来问你。

I told John John where I was going. 我跟约翰·约翰说了我要去哪里。

The drunkest guy at the party. 派对上醉得最厉害的那个家伙。

Excuse me for not wanting to interrupt your fierce debate -- 抱歉，我不想打断你们的激烈辩论...

Who's hotter, Mr. Clean or the brawny⁴ paper towel man? 威猛先生和那个，厕纸包装上印的肌肉男谁更帅？

Mr. Clean. - Brawny paper towel guy. 威猛先生。-厕纸肌肉男。

We're not going back there. 不要再吵起来了。

That still doesn't explain why you would leave in the middle of your own baby shower. 这还是不能解释你为什么忽然离开你自己的迎婴派对。

I got freaked out when Jotham mentioned the Blackhawks. 约坦提起黑鹰队的时候把我吓到了。

Every time. I hear it every time. 每次，每次我都听错。

Sammy's dad is on the team, okay? 萨米的父亲是那个球队的？

And he didn't know Sammy existed -- 他不知道萨米的存在...

At least not until I just went down there and I told him. 至少在刚刚我跑过去告诉他之前他不知道。

Oh, gosh. What happened? How did he take it? 天呐，怎么样，他的反应如何？

It turns out he's married. 原来他是有妇之夫。

Yeah, I could have googled that. 是的，我本可以先在网上查一下他的。

So he's out. 所以他指不上了。

And you thought I deserted⁵ my own baby? 你们觉得我抛弃了自己的宝宝吗？

You did leave. 你的确离开了。

And then what -- what's up with this note, huh? 还有，这个纸条又是怎么回事

Look -- I'm sorry to leave this way. 很抱歉以这样的方式离开。

I'm not proud of it, but I just can't do this. 我并不感到自豪，但我实在受不了了。

This diaper bag is just a recycled purse from my single days! 这个尿布包是以前我单身时用过的包包！

I got a lot of these notes lying around for quick getaways. 里面有很多这样的纸条以便我迅速甩掉男人们。

 

1 experienced   

adj.有经验的；经验丰富的，熟练的

参考例句：

• Experienced seamen will advise you about sailing in this weather.有经验的海员会告诉你在这种天气下的航行情况。
• Perhaps you and I had better change over;you are more experienced.也许我们的工作还是对换一下好，你比我更有经验。

2 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。

3 hell   

n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满

参考例句：

• It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。
• The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。

4 brawny   

adj.强壮的

参考例句：

• The blacksmith has a brawny arm.铁匠有强壮的胳膊。
• That same afternoon the marshal appeared with two brawny assistants.当天下午，警长带着两名身强力壮的助手来了。

5 deserted   

adj.荒芜的，荒废的，无人的，被遗弃的

参考例句：

• The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
• The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。