摩登家庭第六季 第170期:看看你的表现有多疯狂

 Hi, mom. - Hi, honey. Where are you? 嗨，妈。-嗨，宝贝。你在哪儿呢？

I'm in the kitchen. 我在厨房啊。

Alex? When'd you get home? 艾丽克斯，你什么时候回家的啊

I've been here all day. 我一整天都在家里啊。

You should get outside, get some fresh air. 你该多出去，呼吸下新鲜空气什么的。

It's a beautiful morning. 现在是美好的清晨时光。

It's noon, and it's freezing out. 都已经中午了，而且外面冷死了。

Phil, honey, when I'm not home, I need you to be present and keep track of everyone. 菲尔，亲爱的，我不在家时，我需要你站好岗，看好每一个孩子。

Sounds good. Love you, too. 听上去很棒，我也爱你。

Alex, do you know where Haley is? 艾丽克斯，你知道海莉去哪儿了吗？

I mean, I know she was babysitting Lily last night, but I haven't seen her since. 我知道她昨晚去给莉莉当保姆了，但从那之后我就没见过她了。

By the way, don't read the draft I sent you last night of my college essay. 顺便说下别看我昨晚发你的我大学申请论文的草稿。

I just sent you a new version. 我刚刚又重新发给你了一份。

Uh, okay. I will go read that one right now. 好的，我这就去看。

Oh, my god. What are you doing? Are you filming me? 天啊，你在干什么？你在拍我吗？

Yes! I want you to see how crazy you are acting¹. 是的，我想让你看看你的表现有多疯狂。

Me? ! I come to talk to you about something important, and then you start chasing me aound with the camera. 我？我去找你说一件很重要的事，然后你就拿着摄像机跟着我狂拍。

I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. 我9小时前就吩咐过你打扫厨房了，当时是我离家去上班时。

I come back, and it's the exact same mess, plus pickles² and peanut butter! 等我下班回到家，发现还是脏乱的一片，还多了腌黄瓜和花生酱！

I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry, and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up! 我整天都得为我那个疯狂的老板做各种事，然后我饿了，但垃圾桶里的臭味差点让我吐出来！

That's exactly how I feel! 我也是这种感觉！

Leave me alone! 别烦我了！

I have a lot on my plate! 我的烦心事已经够多的了！(盘子上很多脏东西)

Yes. Yes, I can see that, honey. 是的。是的。我看到了，亲爱的。

You left it in the sink! 你把脏盘子都堆在洗碗池里了！

Oh, my god! 天啊！

I waited in line for two hours, but I got it. 我排了两小时的队！但总算买到了。

Ooh, we making a home movie? 哎呀，我们在拍家庭录像吗？

 

1 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

2 pickles   

n.腌菜( pickle的名词复数 )；处于困境；遇到麻烦；菜酱

参考例句：

• Most people eat pickles at breakfast. 大多数人早餐吃腌菜。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• I want their pickles and wines, and that.' 我要他们的泡菜、美酒和所有其他东西。” 来自英汉文学 - 金银岛