摩登家庭第六季 第171期:到了天上也还是美国

 Hello? 喂？

Hey, dad. 你好，老爸。

Dad, take the phone away from your ear. 爸，把手机从耳朵旁边拿下来。

Why would I do this? 为什么要拿下来？

Now I can't hear you. 现在我听不到你说话了。

Put it in front of your face. 放在你面前。

How'd you get in my phone? 你怎么跑到我手机里的？

Does this mean when we talked the other day that you knew I was in the can? 这是不是意味着那天我们通话时你知道我是在厕所里？

I do now. 我这下知道了。

How was the presentation? 会议展示做的怎么样？

Actually went really well. 非常顺利。

The client loves the whole re-design. 客户喜欢我们的新设计。

They just want us to swap¹ out the handles -- 但他们希望我们换掉长方形把手...

Damn² it! - I know. 该死的。-我懂的。

Only knobs³ want knobs. 只有蠢货才会想要旋钮。

No, Joe bit me. He's teething. 不是，是乔咬了我，他在出牙。

I don't think it's a coincidence that Andy took the weekend off. 我觉得安迪这周末请假不是巧合。

Kid's like a beaver⁴. 这孩子跟海狸似的。

I'm afraid to wear short pants. 我都不敢穿短裤了。

Hola, Claire. 好啊，克莱尔。

Hey, Gloria. 好啊，歌洛莉亚。

How's your trip? Are you having any fun? 出差怎么样，玩得开心吗？

Uh...yeah. You know, it's a little windy, but, eh. 是啊，风有点大，但是。

So, you're okay with me cutting Luke's hair, right? 你同意我帮卢克剪头发吧？

Hey, mom. - Well, hello. 妈妈。-好啊。

It's nice to know you're not dead in an alley⁵ somewhere. 知道你没死在某个小巷里真是太好了。

Right back at you. 你也是。

Yes, I am fine with you cutting his hair. 我同意你剪他的头发。

Just don't leave it too long on the sides. 两边别留太长就行。

I am very good cutting boys' hair. 我很擅长剪男孩的头发。

You should let me cut yours someday. 你以后该让我剪你的。

Okay, bye-bye, Gloria. 好吧，再见，歌洛莉亚。

You still there? 你还在吗？

Crap. Dad, did you know it was Mitchell's birthday today? 该死，爸，你知道今天是米奇尔的生日吗？

Of course. I already called him because I'm a considerate person who really cares about his family. 当然啦，我已经给他打了电话，因为我是个体贴周到的人，对家人由衷地关心。

I reminded him and dialed the phone. 是我提醒的他，我拨的电话。

Fly safe. 旅途顺利。

And remember you can recline. 记住你可以向后靠(倒退)。

It's still America up there. 到了天上也还是美国。

Thanks, dad. 谢了，老爸。

 

1 swap   

n.交换；vt.交换，用...作交易

参考例句：

• I will swap you my bicycle for your radio.我想拿我的自行车换你的收音机。
• This comic was a swap that I got from Nick.这本漫画书是我从尼克那里换来的。

2 damn   

int.该死，他妈的；vt.指责，贬斥，诅咒

参考例句：

• Damn this useless typewriter!这台破打字机真该死！
• I knew damn well what he was going to say.我非常清楚他要说什么。

3 knobs   

小块( knob的名词复数 )； （收音机等的）旋钮； （门、抽屉的）球形把手； 疙瘩

参考例句：

• There are luminous knobs on all the doors in my house. 我家所有门上都安有夜光把手。
• We have replaced the knobs on all the doors. 我们将门上所有的把手都换了。

4 beaver   

n.海狸，河狸

参考例句：

• The hat is made of beaver.这顶帽子是海狸毛皮制的。
• A beaver is an animals with big front teeth.海狸是一种长着大门牙的动物。

5 alley   

n.小巷，胡同；小径，小路

参考例句：

• We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
• The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。