摩登家庭第六季 第177期:他是个有呼吸的男的

 Even if Haley was attracted to him, I would hope she would have the decency¹ and the self-control-- 就算海莉喜欢他，我也希望她有点自尊心和自控能力...

Oh, my God! Oh, my god, she married Andy! 天呐，她嫁给了安迪！

I knew she was still into him. 我就知道她还喜欢他。

She said he wasn't her type, but I'm like, "He's a man. He's breathing." 她说他俩不合适，但我就说，"他是个男的，有呼吸的男的。"

Maybe this is why she doesn't talk to me about things. 也许这就是她不和我聊天的原因。

No, it can't be him. He's a very nice boy. 不可能是他，他是个好小伙。

Claire, trust me, Andy's not gonna run off and elope with Haley. 克莱尔，相信我，安迪不会和海莉私奔的。

He's a stand-up guy. 他是个正直的人。

It's a package for haley. - Open it. 是寄给海莉的包裹。-打开。

Well, that seems like an invasion of her priv-- 这侵犯她隐...

Open it! 打开！

What to expect when you're expecting. 《孕期指南》

Oh, my god! 老天啊！

I told you he was a stand-up guy. 我就说他是个正"直"的男人。

She's not answering, phil. 她不接电话，菲尔。

Are you calling andy? 你在给安迪打电话吗？

It's going straight to voice mail. 直接转到语音信箱了。

I can't believe she's pregnant. 我不敢相信她怀孕了。

Let's not jump to any conclusions. 别轻易下结论。

Jump? Let's review. 轻易吗？来回顾一下。

She's been moody², eating weird³ food, getting nauseous. 她情绪暴躁，吃奇怪的东西恶心反胃。

She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel⁴ in vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book! 她半夜离家和秘密爱人跑去拉斯维加斯，小教堂还有最可疑的是，她买了一本书！

Oh, no. What if you're right? 糟了，如果你是对的该办？

What will we do? - I don't know. 我们该怎么做？-我不知道。

I'll kill that Andy. 我要灭了那个安迪。

How could he be so irresponsible? 他怎么能这么不负责任？

I mean, he's a good kid. 他虽然是个好人。

But to run off with my baby girl after I fell for his "Aw, shucks" act! 他怎么能就这么拐走我的女儿？之前还让我迷上他的"道歉"表演！

Which is probably not an act because he's genuinely nice and he thinks "Shucks" is the "S" word. 也可能不是表演，因为他人很好，还有他觉得那是脏话。

Still, I want to kill him! 我还是想灭了他！

But that would be robbing my grandchild of probably a really great father. 但我的外孙可能就没了一个超棒的爸爸。

Damn you, Andy Bailey! 去你的，安迪·贝利！

 

1 decency   

n.体面，得体，合宜，正派，庄重

参考例句：

• His sense of decency and fair play made him refuse the offer.他的正直感和公平竞争意识使他拒绝了这一提议。
• Your behaviour is an affront to public decency.你的行为有伤风化。

2 moody   

adj.心情不稳的，易怒的，喜怒无常的

参考例句：

• He relapsed into a moody silence.他又重新陷于忧郁的沉默中。
• I'd never marry that girl.She's so moody.我决不会和那女孩结婚的。她太易怒了。

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

4 chapel   

n.小教堂，殡仪馆

参考例句：

• The nimble hero,skipped into a chapel that stood near.敏捷的英雄跳进近旁的一座小教堂里。
• She was on the peak that Sunday afternoon when she played in chapel.那个星期天的下午，她在小教堂的演出，可以说是登峰造极。