摩登家庭第六季 第233期:你是我新的死对头

 And it wouldn't be right for me to let you leave feeling bad. 我不应该这样任由你难过下去。

You're a great guy, and the reason I turned you down is because...It's much harder to say out loud than I thought. I'm...I'm not gay¹. 你是个好人，我拒绝你的原因是...要大声说出来比我想得要难得多...我...我不是同性恋。

You're straight? 你是直男吗？

Who's what? What's happening? 是谁？发生什么事了？

Whoa, it feels good to finally tell someone. 终于可以说出来了，感觉太好了。

For four hours, I've been living in fear that I'd be found out. 四个小时了，我一直害怕会被别人发现。

Do you have any idea what that feels like? 你们知道那种感觉是怎样的吗？

Right. Jay, thank you for admitting that. You are a real class act. 好吧。杰，谢谢你承认了。你真是个正直的人。

Disqualified! You lose! Give me that! That's mine! Oh, my god! Oh, my god, champions! We're champions again! 取消资格！你们输了！给我！那是我的！老天呐！天呐，冠军！我们又是冠军了！

Let me out! - Oh, my god! 让我出去！-天呐！

Guess what, Jay. You're my new archrival. 你猜怎么着，杰。你是我新的死对头。

I feel terrible. 我觉得很糟。

You're too good, boy scout². - Yeah. 你太棒了，童子军。-是啊。

That's why you need people like us around. 所以你才需要有我们这样的人在身边。

Admit it -- you're happy it's gone. 承认吧，你很高兴看到那玩意儿被毁了。

I'm happy it's gone, but it's weird³ we're out here instead of inside with the lights off. 我很高兴，不过很奇怪，我们都坐在外面而不是关着灯躲在屋里面。

It's called hiding in plain sight. 这就叫做欲盖弥彰。

We just sit here and act like we got nothing to hide, and they won't suspect a thing. 我们就坐在这里表现出胸怀坦荡的样子，他们就不会怀疑我们。

Folks⁴, I need to ask you a couple of questions. Someone said they heard a big truck run over that statue. 各位，我要问你们几个问题。有人说他们听见有辆卡车把雕塑撞倒了。

What? Well, we wouldn't know anything about that because we were at dinner. 什么？我们什么也不知道，我们刚才在外面吃晚餐。

Mind if I take a look at your truck? 介意我看一下你的卡车吗？

Hey, Buddy⁵. 你好，巴迪(伙计)。

Oh, don't call a cop⁶ "Buddy." They hate that. 别管警察叫伙计，他们讨厌那样。

No, that's his name. I sold him a condo. 不，那是他的名字。我卖过他一套公寓。

 

1 gay   

adj.同性恋的；色彩鲜艳的；n.(男)同性恋者

参考例句：

• I don't know he was a gay person.我不知道他是同性恋者。
• Spring comes round to the earth again and everything looks fresh and gay.春回大地，万象更新。

2 scout   

n.童子军，侦察员；v.侦察，搜索

参考例句：

• He was mistaken for an enemy scout and badly wounded.他被误认为是敌人的侦察兵，受了重伤。
• The scout made a stealthy approach to the enemy position.侦察兵偷偷地靠近敌军阵地。

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

4 folks   

n.人们；父母；亲人；家属；人们( folk的名词复数 )；亲属；大伙儿；民间音乐

参考例句：

• Ask yourself what the folks in Peoria will think of it. 想一想皮奥里亚的人会如何看待这件事。
• When good folks meet, evil men keep their distance. 好人相逢，恶人远离。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

5 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

6 cop   

n.警察；vt.抓住

参考例句：

• The cop told him to button his lip.警察叫他闭嘴。
• The robber was overpowered by the cop.抢劫犯被警察制伏。