摩登家庭第六季 第232期:女人分不清青红皂白

 When it comes to wine, this woman doesn't see color. She'll drink whatever's put in front of her. 只要一喝酒，这女人就分不清青红皂白。你在她面前放什么她都会喝。

Oh, great. They put lights on it. 这下好了。他们还打了灯光。

Stop the car. We have to tear that thing down. They're right. It's the only way. 停车。我们必须处理掉那东西，他们说得对。那是唯一的解决办法。

What? 啥？

Now you're talking! There's the girl that I occasionally¹ have sex dreams about. 这才像话！这才是那个时不时出现在我春梦里的女孩。

Yeah, that's true. He told me. 对，那是真的，他告诉过我。

No, no, no. This is crazy. - Yes. 不，不，这太疯狂了。-说得对。

Don't do this.  别这么做。

How many months do you want to spend trying to fight through some bureaucratic² red tape to get that thing taken down only to be told there's nothing we can do?  你还想再等多少个月去走那些政府的繁文缛节让他们把那玩意儿给拆掉，最后被告知我们什么也做不了？

Oh, no. 不。

Stay in the car. Stay in the car! 待在车上。待在车上！

What do we do? - Here, take that. Put it around. 我们怎么弄？-拿着这个。绕过去。

Through the loop³. - Yeah, I do this. 穿个圈。-好，我来。

Tie it down. 系好了。

It's too short. I got to back the truck up. 不够长，我把车往后倒一点。

No! No! 不！不行！

Phil, what are you doing? Come on. Open the door. 菲尔，你在干嘛？赶紧的。开门。

I can't allow this to happen! - Come on, man. 我不能让这事发生！-拜托，伙计。

I'm a respected member of the community! I'm on bus benches! 我是这个社区里有头有脸的一份子！我的广告都登在公交车座上了！

You're such a boy scout⁴! - Open the door. Open the door. 你也太守规矩了！-开门，快开门。

I want that thing gone as much as anyone, but not like this. 我想要拆掉那玩意儿的心跟你们一样，但不能以这种方式。

I'm gonna take this truck. I'm gonna go get some fro-yo. 我要把这辆卡车开走。我要去吃点酸奶冰淇淋。

I suggest you use the walk home to calm down. Once you have, you're gonna thank me. 我建议你们走回家，顺便冷静一下。一旦冷静下来，你们会感谢我的。

Phil. Oh, my god! You're going back...Thank you! 菲尔，老天，你在倒车...谢谢你！

I thought I was in drive! 我以为是前进挡！

Phil! Phil! 菲尔！菲尔！

We were awesome⁵ tonight, guys. Do you think we're good enough to take on the lesbians? 我们今晚太棒了，伙计们。你觉得我们可以挑战拉拉了吗？

Oh, god, no. 天呐，不能。

One more round on me. Good match, Martin. 我请大家再喝一轮。打得好，马丁。

You too, Jay. Congratulations⁶. 你也是，杰，恭喜你。

Thanks. I hope I didn't throw off your game at all. 谢谢，希望我没有让你失去信心。

No. That's all me. I do that. I get ahead of myself. Create expectations, build them up. 不，都是我，我总是那样。我总会好高骛远。制造了期望，越堆越高。

Don't worry about me. I'm going to see a life coach. It is going to change everything. 不用担心我，我会去找个人生导师。一切都会改变。

Well, listen, I wasn't feeling great about myself tonight, and you helped get me out of that funk. 听着，今晚我的状态并不好，是你帮我摆脱了恐惧。

 

1 occasionally   

adv.偶然地；非经常地

参考例句：

• He went on talking,occasionally wiping at his face with a towel.他继续说着，偶尔用毛巾擦一下脸。
• I like playing football best,but occasionally I play table tennis,too.我最喜欢踢足球，偶尔也打打乒乓球。

2 bureaucratic   

adj.官僚的，繁文缛节的

参考例句：

• The sweat of labour washed away his bureaucratic airs.劳动的汗水冲掉了他身上的官气。
• In this company you have to go through complex bureaucratic procedures just to get a new pencil.在这个公司里即使是领一支新铅笔，也必须通过繁琐的手续。

3 loop   

n.圈，环(状物)；回路，循环；v.(使)成环

参考例句：

• Loop the curtains up.把窗帘卷起来。
• He bends a wire into a loop.他将铁线弯成圆圈。

4 scout   

n.童子军，侦察员；v.侦察，搜索

参考例句：

• He was mistaken for an enemy scout and badly wounded.他被误认为是敌人的侦察兵，受了重伤。
• The scout made a stealthy approach to the enemy position.侦察兵偷偷地靠近敌军阵地。

5 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

6 congratulations   

n.祝贺；贺词；祝词

参考例句：

• I send you my warmest congratulations on your success. 我对你的成功致以最热烈的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Please give her my congratulations when you see her. 见到她时请转达我的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》