摩登家庭第六季 第238期:瞧瞧秋季的新品

 I know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I-I-I really am -- so embarrassing. 我不知道，对不起。非常抱歉。我真的好令人感到难堪。

Maybe there's some sort of, um -- I don't know, like, a -- a -- a donation or something I could give to the auto¹ shop to, um...grease the wheels. 也许我能...我说不好，捐一笔钱...给汽车店，来给车轮上上油，促成事儿。

We're good on grease. But you can never have too much brake fluid, so -- 我们不缺油。但是有多少制动液都不嫌多，因此...

Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats, help them get their...- Kick back? 也许足球队需要一些防滑钉，帮他们... -反击吗？

Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, I'm really doing everything I can to ignore the fact that you're trying to bribe² me for the Marlon Boniface integrity award. 好了，邓菲太太，我真的在尽量无视你想贿赂我，从而让你儿子获得马龙·邦尼菲斯品格正直奖这一事实。

I'm so glad you can remember that name, but you can't remember Luke. 很高兴你能记得那个名字，但你连卢克都记不住。

My first day off in a month, I'm headed out the door to go shopping with Gloria, and my stupid boss needs me to pick up some stupid orchid³. 我这个月第一次放假，我要出去跟歌洛莉亚逛街，结果我的蠢老板需要我去拿兰花。

Like my time's not valuable? 好像我的时间就不值钱一样？

Gloria was gonna help me pick out a toe ring. 歌洛莉亚要帮我选足环呢。

Oh, I don't care if you are here illegally, you're gorgeous. 我不管你是不是非法的，(偷渡民)你太美了。

Listen, mister, for your information, I am -- 听着先生，告诉你一下，我...

Flower. He's talking...flower. 花，他说的是花。

Gavin, I would like to introduce you -- 加文，我想给你介绍...

Where are the photos from the Milan Show I asked for? 我要的米兰秀的照片呢？

I-I don't remember you asking for them. 我不记得你要过啊。

Oh. I guess one of us is mistaken, but who? 我想我俩之间有人搞错了，但是是谁呢？

The fashion icon⁴ profiled by Vanity Fair for pioneering a new sock length, or the part-time employee who shares a stapler⁵? 因为引领了袜子新长度而登上《名利场》的时尚偶像，还是共用订书机的兼职员工？

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Here they are. 对不起。对不起，对不起，给你。

Oh, look what's new for fall. Thumbprints. 瞧瞧秋季的新品。拇指纹。

Do you know the Thai, German, Argentine, Mexican gourmet⁶ food truck back to basics? - Yes. 你知道泰国，德国，阿根廷，墨西哥的美食车"返璞归真"吗？-知道。

I need you to make me a standing⁷ reservation there. 我需要你帮我站位预定。

How do I make a standing reservation? 我要怎么站位预定啊？

Parking's a bitch. I need you to go there, find a spot, and stand in it until I arrive. 那里很难停车。我需要你过去，找个地方站在那里直到我过去。

I wanted to kill him. 我想杀了他。

But I bite my tongue, because in this family, they think that I am a Colombian hothead, 但我保持沉默了，因为这家人觉得我是哥伦比亚的急性子，

which is crazy because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message. 这很疯狂，因为哥伦比亚的急性子会烧了别人的头。气味很臭，但能让别人记住教训。

 

1 auto   

n.(=automobile)(口语)汽车

参考例句：

• Don't park your auto here.别把你的汽车停在这儿。
• The auto industry has brought many people to Detroit.汽车工业把许多人吸引到了底特律。

2 bribe   

n.贿赂；v.向…行贿，买通

参考例句：

• He tried to bribe the policeman not to arrest him.他企图贿赂警察不逮捕他。
• He resolutely refused their bribe.他坚决不接受他们的贿赂。

3 orchid   

n.兰花，淡紫色

参考例句：

• The orchid is a class of plant which I have never tried to grow.兰花这类植物我从来没种过。
• There are over 35 000 species of orchid distributed throughout the world.有35,000多种兰花分布在世界各地。

4 icon   

n.偶像，崇拜的对象，画像

参考例句：

• They found an icon in the monastery.他们在修道院中发现了一个圣像。
• Click on this icon to align or justify text.点击这个图标使文本排齐。

5 stapler   

n.订书机

参考例句：

• The stapler belongs to her.这订书机是她的。
• Can you hand me that stapler?请你把订书机拿给我，好吗？

6 gourmet   

n.食物品尝家；adj.出于美食家之手的

参考例句：

• What does a gourmet writer do? 美食评论家做什么？
• A gourmet like him always eats in expensive restaurants.像他这样的美食家总是到豪华的餐馆用餐。

7 standing   

n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的

参考例句：

• After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
• They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。