读者文摘:网友清洁笑话分享

I don't see why I should have to clean the shower. In my opinion, it's the shower's job to clean me.

我不明白我为什么要清洁淋浴器。在我看来，应该是淋浴器来清洁我。

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer.

当你妻子问电视上有什么时，灰尘不是正确答案。

My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking¹.

我儿子经常光着身子跑来跑去，所以我往他身上喷了清洁剂。它是用来清洁色斑的。

Not sure who this "dry-clean only" shirt thinks it's dealing² with.

不确定这件“只能干洗”的衬衫是在和谁打交道。

Dishwasher broke, so now I'm washing them all by hand like some sort of motherless Disney princess.

洗碗机坏了，所以我用手清洗它们，我就像某个没有母亲的迪士尼公主。

It's funny how your parents tell you it's their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.

你的父母老是说这是他们的房子，但是当有东西需要清洁的时候，房子神奇地也变成你的。这很有趣。

1 streaking   

n.裸奔（指在公共场所裸体飞跑）v.快速移动( streak的现在分词 )；使布满条纹

参考例句：

• Their only thought was of the fiery harbingers of death streaking through the sky above them. 那个不断地在空中飞翔的死的恐怖把一切别的感觉都赶走了。 来自汉英文学 - 家（1-26） - 家（1-26）
• Streaking is one of the oldest tricks in the book. 裸奔是有书面记载的最古老的玩笑之一。 来自互联网

2 dealing   

n.经商方法，待人态度

参考例句：

• This store has an excellent reputation for fair dealing.该商店因买卖公道而享有极高的声誉。
• His fair dealing earned our confidence.他的诚实的行为获得我们的信任。