看老友记学英语 我们都很恶心

[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby]

-Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?

拜托，Helen有什么不好?

-Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.

Helen Geller?不行.

-Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be.

她不会叫Helen Geller.

-Ross: Thank you!

谢谢.

-Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.

不，我是说她不姓Geller (Ross的姓)

-Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

难道她叫Helen Willick?

-Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.

老实说，我们考虑叫Helen Willick-Bunch.

-Ross: Well, wait a minute, why- why is she in the title?

等等，为何有她的份?

-Susan: It's my baby too.

因为她也是我的宝宝

-Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm¹.

是吗? 我不记得女人也会制造精子.

-Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge² that is!

我们都知道那是个极大的挑战.

-Carol: All right, you two, stop it!

够了，你们两个，别吵了

-Ross: No no no, she gets a credit³, hey, I'm in there too.

不，功劳全让她抢了，我也在场.

-Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse⁴.

Ross，你该不会想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 因为这有虐待儿童之嫌.

-Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.

当然没有，我想用Geller-Willick-Bunch.

-Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!

绝对不行，你看他，没人会叫她全名的，他知道别人只会叫她Geller，这样他就得逞了

-Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?

我得逞? 你认为这样算我得逞?

Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way. You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do.

相信我，我没想到自己会沦落到这种地步, 我是不得已的.

-Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea⁵?

有人在吗? 今天如何，想呕吐吗?

-All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.

只是一点点.

-Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but. Thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back...

我只是问准妈妈，很感谢你们的分享，躺好.

-Ross: You- uh- you know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing right now.

知道吗? 我不加入，我认为此时自己无法淌人这浑水.

(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches he’s ear. He returns and stares at it.)

-Ross: Oh my God.

我的天呀.

-Susan: Look at that.

看啊.

-Carol: I know.

我知道.

1 sperm   

n.精子，精液

参考例句：

• Only one sperm fertilises an egg.只有一个精子使卵子受精。
• In human reproduction,one female egg is usually fertilized by one sperm.在人体生殖过程中，一个精子使一个卵子受精。

2 challenge   

n.挑战；v.向...挑战

参考例句：

• The job doesn't really challenge him.这项工作不能真正地考验他。
• She looked at me with challenge.她带着挑战的目光看着我。

3 credit   

n.信用，荣誉，贷款，学分；v.归功于，赞颂，信任

参考例句：

• I credit him with a certain amount of sense.我认为他有一定的见识。
• He got the credit,and we did the dirty work.他得荣誉，我们做不讨好的工作。

4 abuse   

vt.滥用；辱骂；诋毁；n.滥用；恶习；弊端

参考例句：

• You can't make personal abuse on her.你不可对她进行人身攻击。
• She screamed abuse at me.她尖声责备我。

5 nausea   

n.作呕，恶心；极端的憎恶(或厌恶)

参考例句：

• Early pregnancy is often accompanied by nausea.怀孕期常有恶心的现象。
• He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。