看老友记学英语 它会变得愈来愈残暴

Ross: Hi.

你好。

Chandler and Joey: Hey.

你好。

Joey: Where've you been?

你上哪儿去了？

Ross: I just got back from the vet¹.

我刚从兽医那儿回来。

Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones², is she?

她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧？

Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently³ he's reached sexual maturity⁴.

她说Marcel乱性不是暂时的，显然它已性成熟。

Joey: Hey! He beat you.

嘿！它超过你呢。

Ross: She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.

她说它会越来越暴力，侵略性越强。

Chandler: So what does this mean?

这代表什么？

Ross: I'm gonna have to give him up.

我们不能再养它了。

Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!

我真不敢相信，这真是太扯了!

Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?

我不懂，你才刚养它。它怎会突然性成熟？

Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.

我知道，之前它只是个小东西，不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放。

Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?

你没有任何办法再饲养它吗？

Ross: No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey loving, he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.

没办法，她说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱，否则它会变得愈来愈残暴。我得将它送到动物园。

Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?

你如何把它送进动物园？

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

我知道，不，那是教皇进入大众汽车。

Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, you know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

我们到处申请。当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑，比方说San Diego动物园？那可能只是遥不可及的梦想,因为它在加州,兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友,或许有可能。

Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.

那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街，一定是个疯狂动物园。

Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.

我们找到她了。

Chandler: What?

什么？

Joey: Did you call the cops?

你们喊警察了吗？

Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.

没有，我们和她吃午餐。

Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.

你们自己的“自治正义”。

Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.

什么？你疯了？那女人偷了你的东西。她偷东西。她是个小偷。

1 vet   

n.兽医，退役军人；vt.检查

参考例句：

• I took my dog to the vet.我把狗带到兽医诊所看病。
• Someone should vet this report before it goes out.这篇报道发表之前应该有人对它进行详查。

2 cones   

n.（人眼）圆锥细胞；圆锥体( cone的名词复数 )；球果；圆锥形东西；（盛冰淇淋的）锥形蛋卷筒

参考例句：

• In the pines squirrels commonly chew off and drop entire cones. 松树上的松鼠通常咬掉和弄落整个球果。 来自辞典例句
• Many children would rather eat ice cream from cones than from dishes. 许多小孩喜欢吃蛋卷冰淇淋胜过盘装冰淇淋。 来自辞典例句

3 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

4 maturity   

n.成熟；完成；(支票、债券等)到期

参考例句：

• These plants ought to reach maturity after five years.这些植物五年后就该长成了。
• This is the period at which the body attains maturity.这是身体发育成熟的时期。