看老友记学英语 你的裁缝是个大坏蛋

Joey: How're you doing?

你还好吗？

Rachel: I'm ok.

我很好。

Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed¹ and vulnerable². It's one of my gifts.

喔，这么糟糕？我可以感觉到女人难过脆弱的时候。这是我的天赋之一。

Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.

当我看到他与她一起下飞机……我以为我坠入了谷底。但今天是谷底下面还有五十尺厚的垃圾，然后就是我。

Joey: You got to tell Ross how you feel.

你必须告诉Ross你的感受。

Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?

别胡扯了。我怎么能告诉他？Julie怎么办呢？

Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.

她又怎么样？他们才在一起两周。Ross已经爱你十年了。

Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.

我不知道，我不知道。

Joey: Look, Rachel, Rachel, I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.

你看，Rachel，Rachel，我交往过很多女人。我也交往过很多别的男人的女人。重点是，我从来没有对任何人像Ross对你这样专情。

Chandler: You, paisa! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!

真的吗？喂，老兄！我能跟你谈一下吗？你的裁缝是个大坏蛋。

Joey: Frankie? What're you talking about?

Frankie？你在说什么？

Ross: Hey, what's goin'on?

嘿，怎么了？

Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.

Joey的裁缝吃了我的豆腐。

Ross: What?

什么？

Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

不可能！我去他那里十二年了。

Chandler: Come on, He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite—

他说要量我的内缝，他的手沿着我的腿往上摸，然后就——

Ross: what?

什么？

Chandler: Cupping.

包住了。

Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear³. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

首先量一边把小弟弟推到一旁，然后量另一边把小弟弟推回来，然后量后面。什么？Ross，Ross，你告诉他？他们裁缝量裤子不都是这样？

Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison! What's the matter with you?

是的，的确是这样在监狱里！你是怎么搞的？

Joey: What? That's not? Oh my god.

什么？不是这样？哦，天啊。

1 depressed   

adj.沮丧的，抑郁的，不景气的，萧条的

参考例句：

• When he was depressed,he felt utterly divorced from reality.他心情沮丧时就感到完全脱离了现实。
• His mother was depressed by the sad news.这个坏消息使他的母亲意志消沉。

2 vulnerable   

adj.易受伤的，脆弱的，易受攻击的

参考例句：

• He volunteered to protect her as she looked so vulnerable.她看上去很脆弱，他就主动去保护她。
• The company is in an economically vulnerable position.该公司目前经济状况不稳定。

3 rear   

vt.抚养，饲养；n.后部，后面

参考例句：

• We had to rear it in a nursery and plant it out.我们不得不在苗棚里培育它，然后再把它移植出来。
• The hall is in the rear of the building.礼堂在大楼的后部。