看老友记学英语 可怕的科学家来了

Janice: Hey, it's everybody.

嗨，大家都在这里嗨，Janice.

Chandler: Janice, you're

Janice，你……

Janice: Yes, I am.

是的，我有了。

Chandler: Is it?

是不是？

Janice: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.

是不是你的？没那么好的事，Chandler Bing. 我已经是少奶奶了。

Chandler: Congratulations.

恭喜。

Janice: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

甜心，真抱歉。

Chandler: You couldn't have told me about this on the phone?

你不能在电话上告诉我吗？

Janice: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.

要我错过看到你的表情？才不要！Janice喜欢乐子！

Monica: Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?

你知道我们很久没玩什么吗？

Rachel: What?

什么？

Monica: Hide the Lamp.

藏起台灯。

Rachel: Monica, let it go.

Monica，算了吧。

Monica: Did you know I was allergic¹ to shellfish?

你知道我对贝类过敏吗？

Rachel: Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

那么你必须吃其他的台灯。

Phoebe: Uhoh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

可怕的科学家来了。

Ross: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase² I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils³ are over 200 million years old.

Phoebe，这些就是了，在这个手提箱中我带来了真正的科学证据，可算是整个提箱的证据，其中有些化石超过2亿年老。

Phoebe: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.

我要先告诉你我并不否定进化论，进化论只是可能性之一。

Ross: It's the only possibility, Phoebe.

进化论是唯一的可能。

Phoebe: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split⁴ it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant⁵ that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

Ross，你能不能稍稍敞开心胸？以前最聪明的人不也相信地球是平的？五十年前，科学家认为原子是最微小的事物，后来科学家击碎了原子于是产生了各种玩意…… 难道你是如此自大…… 无法承认有一点点的可能…… 你们科学家也许会犯错？

Ross: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.

是有一点点……

1 allergic   

adj.过敏的，变态的

参考例句：

• Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
• Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏，比如花粉。

2 briefcase   

n.手提箱，公事皮包

参考例句：

• He packed a briefcase with what might be required.他把所有可能需要的东西都装进公文包。
• He requested the old man to look after the briefcase.他请求那位老人照看这个公事包。

3 fossils   

n.化石( fossil的名词复数 )；老顽固；食古不化的人；老古董（老人）

参考例句：

• fossils over two million years old 两百多万年的化石
• The geologist found many uncovered fossils in the valley. 在那山谷里，地质学家发现了许多裸露的化石。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 split   

n.劈开，裂片，裂口；adj.分散的；v.分离，分开，劈开

参考例句：

• Who told you that Mary and I had split up?谁告诉你玛丽和我已经离婚了？
• The teacher split the class up into six groups.老师把班级分成6个小组。

5 arrogant   

adj.傲慢的，自大的

参考例句：

• You've got to get rid of your arrogant ways.你这骄傲劲儿得好好改改。
• People are waking up that he is arrogant.人们开始认识到他很傲慢。