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Hey, mind if I use the phone?

可以借用电话吗?

Oh, I...

我...

Why don't you use ours across the hall, 'cause she...has...problems.

去对面用我们的，因为她…有点问题

Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.

汤米，对不起。我差点把热咖啡泼到你身上

Yeah, but you didn't.

但是你没有

No, but it's-it's-it's hot!

没错，但是…这是热的

Ross, would you just stop it! It's getting really old.

别闹了，都老掉牙了

I can't believe no one believes me!

居然没有人相信我

I do, I believe you.

我相信你

You do Pheebs?

真的？

Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next.

对，但是我也相信我是下一个

Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella.Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing?

嗨，小东西。毛毛脸，你好吗?

Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I'm so cute, I'm a little chick who's disgusting! God, you're so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!!

呕心死了。白痴，白痴黄毛鸡。你看我，我好可爱，我是呕心的小鸡!笨蛋!你怎么还没绝种?

Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking¹ about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!

你叫什么叫?白痴唐老鸭

Step away from the duck.

离鸭子远一点

Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (to Rachel) Well, I guess we're not going out anymore. Whaa!!!

很抱歉，小鸡鸡，谁叫你在我手上撇条!看来我们是没希望了！妈的！

1 quacking   

v.（鸭子）发出嘎嘎声( quack的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• For the rest it was just a noise, a quack-quack-quacking. 除此之外，便是一片噪声，一片嘎嘎嘎的叫嚣。 来自英汉文学
• The eyeless creature with the quacking voice would never be vaporized. 那没眼睛的鸭子嗓也不会给蒸发。 来自英汉文学