看老友记学英语 感情生活一团糟

It's good that you had such a good time in Greece.

瑞秋，太好了 幸好你在希腊玩得开心

What?

什么？

I didn't have a good time in Greece!

我在希腊才不开心

Ross abandoned me!

罗斯丢下我一人

I couldn't get a plane out. I had to stay in their suite¹!

我买不到机票回来 只好住在他们的蜜月套房

People came up to me going, "Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"

每个人都要来问我 “盖勒太太，你哭什么？”

I mean,it was so humiliating!

简直丢死人了

I felt like such an idiot!

我真是个白痴

It's all my fault. You know why?

这都是我的错 你们知道为什么吗？

Because I make very bad decisions.

因为我的决定都不对

Oh,that's not true.

不要这么说

Yes,it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London!

就是这样，我没胡说 我跑去蠢伦敦追罗斯

London is stupid! Stupid!

伦敦的确是个蠢地方

I put on a cheerleading outfit² to seduce³ Joshua.

打扮得像个啦啦队长 倒追约书亚

Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates.

约了四次会就叫他娶我 把他吓死了

And then I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon⁴. Okay?

然后我还去希腊渡别人的蜜月

Do those sound like very good decisions to you?

你们觉得这些决定正确吗？

I like your little braid.

你的辫子很可爱

I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.

我不应该做任何决定

Phoebe,you were right. I should've never gone to London.

菲比，你说得对 我根本不该去伦敦

From now on,you make all my decisions for me.

从今开始由你帮我做决定

Oh,no. I did that for someone once.

不行，我以前就这么做过

I'm not comfortable having that power over someone's life.

我不喜欢主宰别人的生活

I'll do it.

那我来

Fine. Monica,you are now in charge of my love life.

很好，摩妮卡 以后由你主宰我的感情生活

1 suite   

n.一套(家具)；套房；随从人员

参考例句：

• She has a suite of rooms in the hotel.她在那家旅馆有一套房间。
• That is a nice suite of furniture.那套家具很不错。

2 outfit   

n.（为特殊用途的）全套装备，全套服装

参考例句：

• Jenney bought a new outfit for her daughter's wedding.珍妮为参加女儿的婚礼买了一套新装。
• His father bought a ski outfit for him on his birthday.他父亲在他生日那天给他买了一套滑雪用具。

3 seduce   

vt.勾引，诱奸，诱惑，引诱

参考例句：

• She has set out to seduce Stephen.她已经开始勾引斯蒂芬了。
• Clever advertising would seduce more people into smoking.巧妙策划的广告会引诱更多的人吸烟。

4 honeymoon   

n.蜜月（假期）；vi.度蜜月

参考例句：

• While on honeymoon in Bali,she learned to scuba dive.她在巴厘岛度蜜月时学会了带水肺潜水。
• The happy pair are leaving for their honeymoon.这幸福的一对就要去度蜜月了。