看老友记学英语 这世上哪有无私的善行？

PBS Telethon.

公视电视募捐

I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed.

乔伊，告诉你 我找到无私的善行了

I went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.

我刚去公园让蜜蜂叮我

What good is that going to do? 什么？

这对谁有好处？

It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends.

这支蜜蜂在同伴面前 脸上有光

The bee is happy, and I am definitely not.

蜜蜂很开心，我却很痛

You know,the bee probably died after he stung you.

蜜蜂叮了你就死了

Damn it!

可恶

Back on in 30 seconds,people!

各位，30秒后开始录影

Excuse me, would you mind switching with me?

抱歉，可以跟你换位子吗？

No way. I'm in the shot,man.

甭想，我刚好在镜头里

You've been here all day! -I'm taking pledges.

拜托，你已经在这一整天了！我在接受捐款，别吵我！

And we're on three,two....

倒数计时3、2、1

Welcome back to our fall telethon.

欢迎收看电视募捐

If you've been enjoying Cirque du Soleil...

如果各位喜欢“太阳马戏团”

...and you'd like to see more, it's very simple.

以后还想收看同类型节目 方法很简单

All you have to do is call in a pledge...

只要打电话捐款

...and tell one of our volunteers what type of programming you

并告诉我们的义工 阁下喜欢收看哪类型节目