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None of that. Not while you're under my roof!

不准这样，还住在我屋里 就得守规矩

What?

什么？

Just because I know about you doesn't mean I like looking at it.

就算我知道内幕 也不代表我喜欢看你们亲热

Aren't you supposed to be at an audition¹?

你试镜不是还有一小时 才结束？

I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged² black woman.

很抱歉我不是黑人欧巴桑

I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

而且还走错试镜场地

If I pretend to not know about you...

你们要我假装不知道

...then you pretend there's nothing to know.

就得假装你们没怎样

Sorry.

抱歉 对不起

I can hear that!

我听到了

Rachel's at work.

瑞秋还在上班

I can still hear you!

我还是听得到

1 audition   

n.(对志愿艺人等的)面试(指试读、试唱等)

参考例句：

• I'm going to the audition but I don't expect I'll get a part.我去试音，可并不指望会给我个角色演出。
• At first,they said he was too young,but later they called him for an audition.起初，他们说他太小，但后来他们叫他去试听。

2 middle-aged   

adj.中年的

参考例句：

• I noticed two middle-aged passengers.我注意到两个中年乘客。
• The new skin balm was welcome by middle-aged women.这种新护肤香膏受到了中年妇女的欢迎。