看老友记学英语 悲惨感恩节盟主

I don't know. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction¹?

我不知道要比较感谢离婚 还是被赶出来

And I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

我还以为你会没得谢

I'm sorry. This is the worst Thanksgiving ever.

抱歉，这是最惨的一次感恩节

I am the king of bad Thanksgivings.

不行，我才是悲惨感恩节盟主

You can't swoop² in with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

你不能挟失败的婚姻空降 抢了我的宝座

You're not going to tell about your parents' divorce again,are you?

你又要说你爸妈离婚的事了？

Come on! I want to hear it.

别这样嘛，我想听

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming³ us out.

没有钱德扫兴就不算感恩节了

It's a tradition,like the parade.

这跟游行一样是一项传统

If the parade decided⁴ it was gay and abandoned its family.

如果游行也出柜离家 抛妻弃子的话

Now,Chandler,dear...just because we're getting a divorce...doesn't mean we don't love you.

钱德 爸爸和我要离婚并不代表我们不爱你

It just means... ...he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me. ...

只是代表...他上床的对像是男仆 不是我

More turkey,Mr. Chandler?

小少爷还要火鸡吗？

Every time you tell that story, that guy's accent gets thicker and thicker.

你把那那个人的口音说得越来越重

So are he and your dad still together?

他们还在一起吗？

No. After they got their own place, the houseboy got his own houseboy.

没有，他们同居之后 男仆自己也有了男仆

Should have heard his accent.

你应该听听他的口音

You're right,yours is worse. You're the king of bad Thanksgivings.

你说得对，你的更惨 你是悲惨感恩节盟主

1 eviction   

n.租地等的收回

参考例句：

• The family have won a temporary reprieve from eviction.这个家庭暂时免于被逐出。
• He claimed damages for unlawful eviction.他要求对非法驱逐作出赔偿。

2 swoop   

n.俯冲，攫取；v.抓取，突然袭击

参考例句：

• The plane made a swoop over the city.那架飞机突然向这座城市猛降下来。
• We decided to swoop down upon the enemy there.我们决定突袭驻在那里的敌人。

3 bumming   

发哼（声），蜂鸣声

参考例句：

• I've been bumming around for the last year without a job. 我已经闲荡了一年，一直没有活干。
• He was probably bumming his way home. “他多半是不花钱搭车回家。

4 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。