艾伦脱口秀第12期:新奥尔兰的橄榄球队

 　　So, uh...No, I mean really no reason because I wanted the packers to be in the Super Bowl. 那么 嗯... 真的是毫无理由 我其实是希望安德森包装工队进超级碗决赛的

　　So I just kind of picked a team and just turned out to be the winning team, which is... 所以我就随便选了一个队支持 碰巧这个队就赢了

　　And New Orleans has a team, right? 新奥尔兰也有橄榄球队 是吧

　　Do they have a team? Of course they have, The Saints.Okay, sorry. 有吗 当然有啊 圣徒队 啊是的 对不起

　　Drew Brees, his jersey¹ is right up there. Drew Brees. 德鲁·布里斯 他的球衫就挂在那呢

　　New Orleans has a team.They won the Super Bowl a couple years ago. 新奥尔良是有橄榄球队的 我必须要给你科普下 几年前

　　I'll have you know.Sorry, I know they have good food. How dare you? 他们也夺冠过 真的对不起 我知道新奥尔兰有美食有音乐 没想到 你怎么敢？

　　First, you're allergic² to cats.Then you don't know New Orleans has a team. 第一 你对猫咪过敏 第二 你不知道新奥尔兰有橄榄球队

　　This is your eleventh appearance,how have you been there so often? 这是你第十一次来了啊 你之前怎么能来得这么频繁

　　I keep... -How would you let this happen.Security keeps letting me in.I don't know. - Everytime I show up.Well. That will change. 我一直  -你怎么做到的 保安一直让我进来啊 不是吧  -我每次来他都让我进来 呵呵 以后不会这样了

　　So, listen, let me ask you this.Because I don't know if I have asked you this.Since Portia is on scandal now, 我想再问你个事 我不记得之前有没有问过你 现在波西亚开始拍摄"丑闻"了

　　is Shonda the same way with "Grey's Anatomy³" about the table read as she was in Scandal? 关于剧本试读 珊达是不是也像要求"丑闻"一样要求"实习医生格蕾"

　　Like they are not allowed to even open the script until the table read. 听说 演员们在试读会前 都不能打开剧本

　　Can you see script before them? 你们能比他们先看到剧本吗

　　Uh...No. We don't ever see scripts before the table read, Ellen. 不能 我们在试读会前也看不到剧本的 艾伦

　　Oh, wow. We never sneak⁴ them out of hair and make up trailer. 哦，喔。我们不会把剧本从化妆间偷出去

1 jersey   

n.运动衫

参考例句：

• He wears a cotton jersey when he plays football.他穿运动衫踢足球。
• They were dressed alike in blue jersey and knickers.他们穿着一致，都是蓝色的运动衫和灯笼短裤。

2 allergic   

adj.过敏的，变态的

参考例句：

• Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
• Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏，比如花粉。

3 anatomy   

n.解剖学，解剖；功能，结构，组织

参考例句：

• He found out a great deal about the anatomy of animals.在动物解剖学方面，他有过许多发现。
• The hurricane's anatomy was powerful and complex.对飓风的剖析是一项庞大而复杂的工作。

4 sneak   

vt.潜行(隐藏,填石缝)；偷偷摸摸做；n.潜行；adj.暗中进行

参考例句：

• He raised his spear and sneak forward.他提起长矛悄悄地前进。
• I saw him sneak away from us.我看见他悄悄地从我们身边走开。