艾伦脱口秀第81期:很赞的点子

 　　The professor says that Jerry can be diagnosed with obsessive¹ compulsive disorder² 这位教授说杰里 可被诊断为强迫症

　　George is egocentric, and Kramer is schizoid. 乔治是利己主义者 克雷默有精神分裂症

　　Isn't it interesting?If that's how I could've learn stuff in college. 是不是很有意思 如果大学里我能这样学习

　　I would stay way past my first week.I think using TV as a learning tool is a fantastic idea. 我就可以撑过一周了 把电视当作学习工具是很赞的点子

　　Growing up, my mother would plant me right in front of the television 小时候 我妈会把我摁在电视前

　　For like the"Beverly Hills" or something like that. 看"比弗利山庄"之类的电视节目

　　And after watched it non-stop for three months, 连续看了三个月之后

　　I learned my family had moved and they didn't tell me, I was just... 我只"学"到了 我家人搬走了都没告诉我

　　But I really do think you can learn a lot from television. 不过我确实希望你们能从电视节目中学到东西

　　Including my show, of course.If you study in astronomy, for instance. Guess  what? 当然 包括我的节目 举个例子 如果你的专业是天文学 想不到吧

　　I'm a huge star.If anybody... 我是个巨"星"哦 如果有人

1 obsessive   

adj. 着迷的, 强迫性的, 分神的

参考例句：

• Some people are obsessive about cleanliness.有些人有洁癖。
• He's becoming more and more obsessive about punctuality.他对守时要求越来越过分了。

2 disorder   

n.紊乱，混乱；骚动，骚乱；疾病，失调

参考例句：

• When returning back,he discovered the room to be in disorder.回家后，他发现屋子里乱七八糟。
• It contained a vast number of letters in great disorder.里面七零八落地装着许多信件。