艾伦脱口秀第90期:终于成功了

 　　And I have to jump into this pool,and just sink¹ to the bottom². 我必须跳进泳池 沉入水底

　　And it was the worst day of my life. 那是我人生中最糟糕的一天

　　It was like panic³ and I did it with hours and hours with this  - Wow 我特别惊慌 这一幕拍了好几个小时  -哇哦

　　We did, I don't know 30 takes and I just Finally the sweet underwater⁴ camera man was like, 我们拍了 我也数不清 大概30次吧 最后还是多亏了那个好心的水下摄影师

　　He saw me starting to kind of have a little bit of panic, 他发现我开始惊慌害怕

　　And he said "you don't do this ,we are done , you're done 就跟我说"不拍了 休息吧

　　You're not doing this anymore".And then of course I started crying. 不用再拍了" 然后我就开始哭

　　Cuz I'm like "My god⁵, I'm not doing my job And I'm panic and I'm scared and I'm gonna die". 哭着说"我没有尽职 我又慌又怕 感觉自己快要死了"

　　And then I just ,we just did it maybe three more times when I found it 但最后我们还是又拍了3次

　　Wow!  So you did it even more after until it likes 33 takes. - Yeah. Finally did it. 所以拍了33次才拍成功  -是的 终于成功了

　　It's a glad for punishment⁶.  - I might know. 真是遭罪  -我想也是

　　Imagine if you were on a tricycle then you have to do the scene 想象一下 如果拍这一幕时你得骑着脚踏车

　　Oh!  Could you imagine?  - Wouldn't it been worse 你能想象吗  -那一定会更糟的

　　That wouldn't been terrible. - If you chosen to do it that way. 一定非常糟  -如果你这么做的话

　　Yeah, I could have actually, but then I would actually stay under water. 如果那样我就只能待在水底了

　　Cuz it would have something holding me.Yeah, you wouldn't let it go. 因为有东西拖住我 而且你不懂得松手

　　Because the weighs is more enough.No.Riding the tricycle. 因为那车太沉了 是啊 骑着三轮车

1 sink   

n.接收端，沟渠，污水槽；v.下沉，使...低落，陷于

参考例句：

• During the journey, their boat began to sink.途中他们的小船开始下沉。
• Wood does not sink in water.木头在水中不会沉没。

2 bottom   

n.底部;屁股，臀部；adj.底部的

参考例句：

• The bottom of the cup is broken.这杯子的底破了。
• The channel must have a flat bottom.沟道的底要平。

3 panic   

n.恐慌，惊惶；adj.惊慌的，没有理由的，恐慌的；vt.使惊慌，使狂热；vi.惊慌

参考例句：

• There was a panic when the building caught fire.大楼起火时，人们一片惊慌。
• She suddenly got into a panic and stopped her car.她突然惊慌失措起来，于是停住了车。

4 underwater   

adj.在水中的；adv.在水下

参考例句：

• I've never seen anyone stay underwater that long.我从没见过有人在水下呆那么久。
• This machine has been specially adapted for use underwater.这机器是为水下使用而特别改装的。

5 god   

n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物

参考例句：

• God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。
• God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。

6 punishment   

n.处罚，刑罚，惩罚

参考例句：

• Punishment had very little effect on him.惩罚对他没有什么效果。
• He thinks to escape punishment.他企图逃脱惩罚。