艾伦脱口秀第121期:聊聊奥巴马

 　　Oh, gonna dress you up in my love.New England is not a state.Okay.New York. 噢 用我的爱为你盛装打扮 新英格兰并不是一个州 好吧 纽约州

　　Yeah. I'm telling her now.Yeah, you can help her. It doesn't matter this point.Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love. 对 我告诉她了 你可以帮她 这时候说没关系的 用我的爱为你悉心妆点

　　We're back with Jim Parsons,and so I wanna give you your birthday gift. 欢迎回来 欢迎吉姆·帕森斯 我要送你一份生日礼物

　　It's a... it's a...I want an except.And this is one of a kind custom,nobody else has this. 这是 是一个 我想要个不一样的 这是定制的 独一无二

　　Oh my God!Oh, look at us.So,Yeah.Look at us.I know.So no one has this. 天呐 快看我俩 所以 嗯 有我俩的脸 我知道 别人都没有这个

　　This is just for you.You are such a digger.I know,I don't know if you are... A soup tureen?Yes, I don't know if you enjoy soup, or. 这是专门给你定制的 你真懂我  我知道 我不知道你是不是...这是汤碗吗 对 我不知道你喜不喜欢喝汤 不然...

　　I hate it, but that's okay. Okay.Well you can...A gravy¹ boat? 我不喜欢 不过没关系  好吧 好吧你可以...这是调味汁瓶

　　Yeah.Ellen! You shouldn't have.Well, but I did.Oh Miss.I did. I did. 对 艾伦 你不该送这个的 好吧 可我就是送了 啊 小姐 我送了 我就是送这个了

　　So you're welcome.And... Yeah. You are so kind...butter!Ellen butter!Yeah.Let's stay here and talk about Obama. 不用谢 嗯 好吧 你人太好了..黄油盒 艾伦黄油盒 对 我们聊聊奥巴马吧

　　You.. Was that the first time you met the president? 你... 那是你第一次见总统吗

　　Of course it was the first time.I thought you're kidding me?I don't know. 当然 是第一次 我怎么觉得你在逗我呢 我不知道

　　I would...How many presidents have you met?Hmm, All of them?No you haven't.Forty-two? Yeah. 我想问... 你见过几位总统 嗯 大概都见过吧 才不是 你没见过 42个吗  -是的

　　Yeah it was the first time, it was one of the.Okay! Here you go,Do you see that daze² look on my face? 那是我第一次见 是...好了 看这张照片 看到我一脸不知所措的样子没

　　In the background,that's kind of how I was the entire time. 默默站在后面 那时候我差不多一直都是这种状态

　　I was just like...I couldn't hear anything.Keep going is,"It's the president, it's the president!" 我当时就像... 其它声音我一概听不见 满脑子都是"这是总统啊 是总统啊"

　　Why is he around me?Yeah. - I mean I'm one of his people,but you know. 他居然会站在我身边 嗯  -我意思是 我只是个普通公民 你懂的

1 gravy   

n.肉汁；轻易得来的钱，外快

参考例句：

• You have spilled gravy on the tablecloth.你把肉汁泼到台布上了。
• The meat was swimming in gravy.肉泡在浓汁之中。

2 daze   

v.(使)茫然，(使)发昏

参考例句：

• The blow on the head dazed him for a moment.他头上受了一击后就昏眩了片刻。
• I like dazing to sit in the cafe by myself on Sunday.星期日爱独坐人少的咖啡室发呆。