艾伦脱口秀第240期:真不可思议

 　　Hi Simon,Hello Ellen,It's been a week,I know it's been a week 嘿 西蒙 你好 艾伦 一周过去了 我知道一周过去了

　　I just said it's so weird¹ now being on your show 我是说现在出现在你的节目上真不可思议

　　Cuz you know we are kind of being working together 你知道我们在一起工作

　　so I kind of feel a little insecure right now,Oh don't,I do，don't 所以我现在感觉有一点局促 噢 不要 我会 不要

　　So I asked you this last week if you were getting sad 在最后一周我问你是否感到难过

　　you think you'll be sad either tonight or tomorrow,how are you feeling right now 你认为你将会在今晚还是明天难过呢？ 你现在的感觉如何

　　you know it's interesting as I watch the top of the show 你知道吗 这场秀的开始非常有趣

　　you know when I was listening to your audience sing 当我听你的观众们唱歌时

　　just when you think there is no talent left in this country 就是当你认为这个国家没有有天赋的人幸存时

　　I would really like to formally invite all of you to audition² for next year show,I try to help you 我真的想要正式地邀请 你们所有人来面试明年的秀 我试着帮你

　　No he's on another show, he's trying to sabotage³ me now.I will not do that，but are you getting sad 不 那时他在上其他节目 他只是阴谋破坏而已 我不会那么做的 你感到难过吗？

　　are you saying that your audience couldn't sing very well,no, some of them were excellent 你是说你的观众们不能够唱得很好吗 不 他们中的一些非常棒

　　anyone of them particular,yeah you were particularly good 还有一些是例外 对 你特别棒

　　you are exactly what we are looking for,yeah on the X-Factor,but are you getting sad 你就是我们要找的 对 那个X-Factor 你感到难过吗

　　you seem like you are in a really good mood 看起来你真是一个好脾气

　　I know you are moving on to something really great and important,but it's the end of something for 9 years 我知道你将接手一些真的很好 重要的事 但它终结了一个9年的历程

　　To answer your question,I kind of have the combination of the two 回答你的问题 我将把这两点结合起来

　　I'm feeling a bit sad now,because you know we needed that 我现在的确有一点悲伤 因为你懂的 我们需要那样

　　but at the same time,did you remember that last few weeks when you were leaving school 但与此同时 你记得你离开学校的 最后几周吗

　　and you kind of couldn't wait to get out,It's a little bit like that 你的感觉是迫不及待地要解放 这就有一点点像那个

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 audition   

n.(对志愿艺人等的)面试(指试读、试唱等)

参考例句：

• I'm going to the audition but I don't expect I'll get a part.我去试音，可并不指望会给我个角色演出。
• At first,they said he was too young,but later they called him for an audition.起初，他们说他太小，但后来他们叫他去试听。

3 sabotage   

n.怠工，破坏活动，破坏；v.从事破坏活动，妨害，破坏

参考例句：

• They tried to sabotage my birthday party.他们企图破坏我的生日晚会。
• The fire at the factory was caused by sabotage.那家工厂的火灾是有人蓄意破坏引起的。