艾伦脱口秀第244期:笑得难以自拔

 　　I'm not stopping you,by the way 我可没有阻止你

　　there was one time when you were sitting on my lap,blowing in my ear 有一次你坐在我的膝上 往我耳朵里吹风

　　I gotta tell you it felt really good,really 我要告诉你 那种感觉真的不错 真的吗？

　　yeah seriously, you are very good at that.thank you very much 当然 我是认真的 你很擅长做那个 谢谢你

　　I'm gonna stop myself cuz I know I'm gonna be in a big trouble,stop right now,well you can't help it 我得让自己停下来 因为我知道我会有一个大麻烦 停 现在就停下来 你没办法

　　you know, you are attractive to beautiful women,but that's what he's doing also 你知道 你是那么的有吸引力 对于那些漂亮的女人 那就是他正在做的事

　　you know everybody always talks about like,why isn't he focusing 你也知道人们总是在谈论 他为什么不专注

　　why isn't he watching the auditions¹ he's always looking off 为什么不看表演 他总是东张西望

　　and there are distractions² on this side which I didn't know before I joined 在我加入以前我并不知道那边 确实有一些分散注意力的因素

　　I mean that's bought you a lot of time,in my book to be able to do that 我的意思是说你肯定花了很多时间 在我的书里才能做到那样

　　that was incredible³ and I really like to and then finally.I love those two 那真是难以置信 我真的很喜欢 最后 我爱那两个美女

　　most recently if you were watching Simon could not stop laughing 最近如果你看到 西蒙笑得难以自拔

　　and everybody was like why is Simon laughing so hard 大家都纳闷西蒙干嘛笑成这样

　　and I guess I just like to make him laugh cuz he's got 我想我只是想要逗他笑一笑 因为他有

　　look at this smile he got sweet smiles,So I like to make him laugh 看看这个微笑 他有很甜美的微笑 所以我喜欢逗他笑

　　So this is what I was doing while Kara was talking I was making him laugh 在卡拉讲话的时候 我就是这么逗他笑的

　　and I think you did a good job,you changed it upward you needed to be 我认为你做的很不错 你根据所需做了改变

　　but you didn't straight too far away from the original 但是你并没有远离原来的状态

　　you did get a little lost and the arrangement,you were fighting 你确实失去了一点儿 这首改编曲 你在努力

　　your tone doesn't have to rasp the edge,that's really where you shine 但你没必要勉强飙海豚音的 那就是你真正的闪光点

　　So I think this was the place that you should've made for you or you're sensitive or you're vulnerable 所以我认为这就是你应该为你 或是你的敏感 或是你的容易受伤 打造的地方

　　and that's really where far away from the original,good job 那是真正远离原始状态的地方 做的不错

1 auditions   

n.（对拟做演员、歌手、乐师等人的）试听，试音( audition的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Find modeling auditions, casting calls& acting auditions, all in one place. 找一个立体感试听，铸造呼叫和表演试听一体的地方。 来自互联网
• We are now about to start auditions to find a touring guitarist. 我们现在准备找一个新的吉他手。 来自互联网

2 distractions   

n.使人分心的事[人]( distraction的名词复数 )；娱乐，消遣；心烦意乱；精神错乱

参考例句：

• I find it hard to work at home because there are too many distractions. 我发觉在家里工作很难，因为使人分心的事太多。
• There are too many distractions here to work properly. 这里叫人分心的事太多，使人无法好好工作。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 incredible   

adj.难以置信的，不可信的，极好的，大量的

参考例句：

• Some planets run at incredible speed.某些星球以难以置信的速度运行着。
• Her answer showed the most incredible stupidity.她的回答显示出不可思议的愚蠢。