艾伦脱口秀第269期:罗密欧和朱丽叶

 　　We are back with Jim Parsons from The Big Bang¹ Theory 欢迎回来 这位是《生活大爆炸》的Jim Parson

　　and we are gonna prepare you the first play you did on Broadway was 我们现在要给你预演一下 你在百老汇的第一场演出叫

　　A Normal Heart,A Normal Heart,and then you are going to do what,Harerv,Harerv 平常心 平常心 然后你是要干什么 Harerv Harerv

　　which is the movie,which is the,I was spending my summer with an imaginary² bunny 既是电影 也是 我整个夏天都是和一只想象中的兔子度过的

　　All right,that sounds fun,it does sounds fun,fantasy football and an imaginary bunny 听起来蛮有意思的 确实挺有意思 又是有趣的足球又是幻想中的兔子

　　It's really,what a life!all right,so to help you to prepare 实在是 生活其乐无穷啊 为了帮你做好充分的准备

　　because you know a lot of people,you can hear your phones ringing 你懂的 总是会有些观众 你都能听到他们电话铃响啊

　　People call,awful,people sleep,people yowed,absolutely，whatever 有的打电话啊 太恐怖了 睡觉的 哼哼唧唧的 经常 等等等等

　　So I have something you'll be reading from,yeah,it's like a soliloquy,I think it's Romeo and Juliet 来 我给你个东西念念 好 应该像是一段独白 出自于《罗密欧和朱丽叶》

　　So you can pretend,that is not like a soliloquy,that is soliloquy then 你拿着道具演 这不是像独白 这就是独白

　　Oh hell,all right.just put this on your shoulder probably 不是吧 好吧 把这个批身上

　　Oh my head is huge Okey.all right.oh yeah.there you go 哦 我的头这么大啊 是啊 好吧 准备了啊

　　and you'll just perform and then you'll see if I can distract³ you in the end anyway 你就念那诗 然后你试试 看看我有没有办法能让你分心

　　all right?Ok.go right ahead. 行不 可以 那我们就开始啦

　　But soft,what light through yonder window breaks? 轻声 那边窗子里亮起来的是什么光

　　it is the east,and Juliet is the sun,who is already sick and pale with grief⁴ 那就是东方 朱丽叶就是太阳 她已经气得面色惨白了

　　That thou,her maid,art far more fair than she 你不要忠于她吧

　　Be not her maid since she is envious,her vestal livery is but sick and green，and none but fools do wear it.cast it off. 既然她这样妒忌着你 脱下她给你的这一身惨绿色的贞女的道服 它只配给愚人穿的

　　It's my lady.Oh,it is my love,oh,that she knew she were. 那是我的意中人 啊 那是我的爱 唉 但愿她知道我在爱着她

　　She speaks yet she says nothing.how does this go?what of that 她欲言又止 试试这个怎么样 大绝招

1 bang   

n.巨响，猛击；vi.砰砰作响；vt.砰地敲，猛击

参考例句：

• Pack it up, you kids;or I'll bang your heads together!住手，你们这些小孩，再弄就揍你们！
• She fell and got a nasty bang on the knee.她摔倒了，膝盖猛撞在地上。

2 imaginary   

adj.想象中的，假想的，虚构的，幻想的；虚数的

参考例句：

• All the characters in this book are imaginary.此书中的所有人物都是虚构的。
• The boy's fears were only imaginary.这小孩的恐惧只是一种想象。

3 distract   

vt.分散注意力，转移注意力，使分心

参考例句：

• Don't distract my attention.不要分散我的注意力。
• It was all a ploy to distract attention from his real aims.那纯粹是障眼法,用以分散人们对他真正意图的注意力。

4 grief   

n.悲伤，悲痛，悲伤的事，悲痛的缘由

参考例句：

• Don't allow yourself to sink into grief,it can do no good.不要使自己陷入悲哀之中，这样一点好处也没有。
• After her mother died,she abandoned herself to grief.母亲死后，她沉浸于悲痛之中。