艾伦脱口秀第284期:口香糖和烟草

 　　You all are in good mood,aren't you? 你们心情不错 对吧

　　You have been dancing like crazy and 刚刚跳舞跳得真疯狂

　　Having fun and I've been watching you,Did you have a good Valentine's day,everybody? 而且玩得很开心 我一直看着呢 大家情人节都过得不错吧

　　I did as well,and earlier today I was in a drug store buying all the discounted Valentine's day candy. 我也过得不错 今天早些时候 我去商店买那些情人节打折的糖果

　　So I have something to give out to the kids next halloween, 这样下个万圣节 我就可以给那些孩子们了

　　And while I was there,I picked up a pack of gum¹. 在那儿的时候 我拿起一包口香糖

　　Now,I don't usually chew gum,I have a guy who chews it for me. 我现在一般不亲自嚼口香糖了有人专门替我嚼

　　But I didn't realize how many different types of gum there were 我不知道竟然有那么多种口味的口香糖

　　Have you seen how many different types of gum there are now? 你们知道现在有多少种口香糖吗

　　It is crazy,when I was kid there were two things that I could chew,Juicy Fruit or tobacco. 太不可思议了 我小的时候只有两种东西可以嚼 水果味的口香糖和烟草

　　Tobaccy，that's what I call it.So,let me just show you some the the gum from the store that I went to right here.Let me just take a little 我叫那个“Tobaccy” 我给你们展示几种我在那家店买的口香糖 让我们看一下

　　No,this isn't even all the gum that they had,this is all that I could stuff² into my niece's pockets 他们有的可远不止这些 这些也就够塞满我侄女的口袋

　　So okay.so if you just want peppermint³,if you're a peppermint type of a person,you want peppermint 如果你想要薄荷味的 你是个喜欢薄荷的人 你想要薄荷味的

　　These are all right here,all of these are peppermint,but they all have a different name,like piddity,sort of like that. 这些都是 所有这些都是薄荷味 但是名字都不一样 像Piddity之类的

　　And here is one,this one is called sweet peppermint 2.0. 这有一个 这个叫薄荷甜度2.0

　　Now,2.0,you know what that means 2.0.As soon as you buy it，they're going to come out with a 2.1 version⁴. 2.0 你知道这是什么意思 你买过之后 他们就将推出2.1版的

1 gum   

n.牙龈；口香糖；树胶

参考例句：

• We can stick these pictures into the book with gum.我们可用胶水把这几张画粘贴在书里。
• Americans like to chew gum.美国人喜欢嚼口香糖。

2 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

3 peppermint   

n.薄荷，薄荷油，薄荷糖

参考例句：

• Peppermint oil is very good for regulating digestive disorders.薄荷油能很有效地调节消化系统失调。
• He sat down,popped in a peppermint and promptly choked to death.他坐下来，突然往嘴里放了一颗薄荷糖，当即被噎死。

4 version   

n.版本；型号；叙述，说法

参考例句：

• His version of the events is pure supposition.他对这件事的说法纯属猜测。
• What is your version of this matter?你对这件事情的看法 怎么样？