艾伦脱口秀第431期:按喇叭打招呼

 Everybody honks² differently too,Some people give you the teeny tiny, 每个人按喇叭的风格也不太一样 有些人按的非常轻

which I really appreciate it,that's what I try to do. 我跟感谢这种人 我也都尽量按很轻

But have you tried to do the teeny tiny tap but it's too loud,and you're like I didn't mean that. 你们有没试过想要轻轻按 但是不小心太大声 好像道歉说 不是故意的

You just wanna do a,like a little hey,But other people just lean on their horns,what kind of aggression³ is that. 只想很轻的“嘿”一下 但是另外一些人喜欢全力的按下去 也太有攻击力了吧

Some people aren't honking⁴ to get you to move,they're just honking to say hi. 有些人按喇叭不是催你快点动 他们是用按喇叭打招呼

and they should have a different horn for that,because you hear a horn, 我觉得那应该用不同的喇叭才对 因为有时你听到喇叭声

and you're turning around,what's your problem?"Hey Nana,hi,I didn't know it was you,no." 转头 你什么毛病啊 嘿 外婆 我不知道是你啊

The problem is that no one's changed the horn,since the cars were invented, 还有就是自从汽车发明以来 喇叭就没变过

So here's what I think we should do,Car horns should come with the certain amount of  honks, 所以我觉得我们应该这样做 喇叭应该配一定数量的喇叭声

that way you're gonna think twice before you use it,you're gonna run out of honks,right? 那样的话按之前就会再想一想 按完就没了 对吧

Another change,if you pull up outside at someone's house at six in the morning and honk¹ for them to come out,your car should explode. 另一个需要改变的地方 如果你早上六点停在别人家门口 然后大按喇叭让他们出来 你的车应该爆炸

Too early,it's too early.And finally,let's make horns sound nicer,and instead of just a horn which is aggressive, 太早了 太早了 最后一点 让喇叭声好听点 不要只是出咄咄逼人的喇叭声

I like the trucks that have food on them,cos,"Bababababa",that's nice. 我就很喜欢那种载食物的卡车 叭叭啦叭叭 听起来很不错

I don't want a loud horn,I would like to have a horn that,I would like "I'm sexy and I know it."I'm sexy and I. 我不想要声音超大的喇叭 我想要的是那种 我想要“我很性感我知道” 我很性感

"I'm","I'm sexy","I'm sexy and" "I'm sexy and I".It'll be pleasant and might even make you wanna dance.I don't know. 我很 我很性感 我知道我很性感 听了很愉快而且也许让你想舞蹈

1 honk   

n.雁叫声，汽车喇叭声

参考例句：

• Don't honk the horn indiscriminately.不要乱鸣喇叭！
• While passing another vehicle,you must honk your horn.通过另一部车时必须鸣按喇叭。

2 honks   

n.雁叫声( honk的名词复数 )；汽车的喇叭声v.（使）发出雁叫似的声音，鸣（喇叭），按（喇叭）( honk的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• In the fall we sometimes hear honks as a flock of geese flies south. 到了秋天，有时我们能听到南飞雁群的叫声。 来自辞典例句
• A wild- goose honks. 雁鸣。 来自互联网

3 aggression   

n.进攻，侵略，侵犯，侵害

参考例句：

• So long as we are firmly united, we need fear no aggression.只要我们紧密地团结，就不必惧怕外来侵略。
• Her view is that aggression is part of human nature.她认为攻击性是人类本性的一部份。

4 honking   

v.（使）发出雁叫似的声音，鸣（喇叭），按（喇叭）( honk的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• Cars zoomed helter-skelter, honking belligerently. 大街上来往车辆穿梭不停，喇叭声刺耳。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Flocks of honking geese flew past. 雁群嗷嗷地飞过。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》