摩登家庭第三季 第39期:红颜铁娘子

 See, I was kinda hoping you'd say "Dreams." 你看，我指望你会说"构筑梦想"呢。

I thought that was implied¹. 我暗含那个意思。

Jay, I'm looking for closets³ nobody's ever seen before, you know, a big "Wow!" You know what I'm saying? 杰，我的壁橱可要是空前绝后的惊艳之作，明白我的意思吗？

You want a nice closet² with sharp design, quality materials, and expert craftsmanship⁴. 你追求的是上好的壁橱，要设计新锐，质量上乘，做工精湛。

Uh, I mean, I want it to be like, bam! You know, people are gonna walk in there and go "Whoa! What do I hang first?" 不止如此，我还要它举世皆惊！大家走进来然后说，"哇，先挂哪件好呢？"

I wanted to hang myself. Yeah, let's talk more specific⁵. What exactly do you like and what don't you like? 先挂了我吧。谈点详细的吧。您的喜厌好恶到底怎样？

All right, fair enough. Uh...I don't like this. This makes me sad. I do like getting my mind blown. 好吧，有道理。我不喜欢谈细节。很不爽。我喜欢奇思妙想。

I love your enthusiasm⁶. Uh, before I go off in the wrong direction, how about an example? 你的狂热我很欣赏。为免我思路偏差不合你意，给个例子行吗？

All right, check this out. So, like, three weeks ago, I'm down in South Beach. I walk into this thumpin' club. 好吧，听着。三周前，我去南部海滩度假。我走进摇滚俱乐部。

Bartender says, "What do you wanna drink?" I say, "Wow me." 酒保问我"你要喝什么？"我说"给我个惊喜。"

He mixes this thing together. I take one sip⁷, and I'm like, "Hello, nurse!" And she's like, "You've been unconscious⁸ for two days." That's what I want in a closet. 他调了杯酒。我就喝了一小口，再醒来时，我说"护士姐姐好！"护士告诉我 "你已经昏迷两天了。"我的壁橱要的就是这个感觉。

I don't think I need to hear any more. 我想我不需要再听了。

Whatcha doing there? Homework? 你干啥呢？做作业吗？

What do you want? 有话快说？

I need to borrow some money. It's really important. 我想借点钱。江湖救急。

How much? $900. What? ! 借多少？900美元。什么？

Come on. If you were in trouble, I would do anything for you. We're not just sisters. We're best friends. 拜托了。如果你遇到困难我会倾囊相助的。我们是姐妹以上。闺蜜已满啊。

Look, I would if I could, but I don't have any money. And since we're talking, I never told anyone this before, and it... 不是我不帮，我是真的没钱啊。既然话都说开了，我就老实说吧，我从没告诉过任何人......

Wipe that smug smile off his stupid face. His face is stupid. 那谁谁别蠢脸堆笑充市花了。他那张脸是够蠢。

Oh! I can't believe ridiculous⁹ people like him end up in office. 这种跳梁小丑竟能当上公务员。

Well, why don't you run? You're smart, you care about the community, and you're easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it. 你为什么不参选呢？你聪明过人，关爱社区，稍微打扮下也蛮有红颜铁娘子风范。

Are you serious? Yeah, you know, maybe change out of the sweaty gym clothes every once in while. 说真的吗？是啊，别整天穿着汗湿的运动装就行。

I thought you were talking about running for office. Go on. 我知道，你是问参选那句吗。接着说。

 

1 implied   

adj.暗含的，暗示的

参考例句：

• The implied reservation doctrine has deep historical roots.所指的保留地原则有着很深的历史渊源。

2 closet   

n.壁橱；储藏室

参考例句：

• I'll clear out that closet for you.我要替你把那个小衣橱清理出来。
• Hang your overcoat in the closet.把你的大衣挂在衣橱里。

3 closets   

n.橱( closet的名词复数 )；壁橱； 厕所；贮藏室

参考例句：

• She is squirreling the stuff away deep in one of the closets. 她正将东西藏在一个壁橱深处。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
• He raided the closets, tore up books, and killed the family's pet canary. 它毁坏橱柜，撕扯图书，把家里养的金丝雀也咬死了。 来自辞典例句

4 craftsmanship   

n.手艺

参考例句：

• The whole house is a monument to her craftsmanship. 那整座房子是她技艺的一座丰碑。
• We admired the superb craftsmanship of the furniture. 我们很欣赏这个家具的一流工艺。

5 specific   

adj.明确的；具体的；特定的

参考例句：

• The money is to be used for specific purposes.这笔钱有专门用途。
• We haven't fixed a specific date for our meeting.我们会议的具体日期还没有定下来。

6 enthusiasm   

n.热情，激情；巨大兴趣；热衷的事物

参考例句：

• We set about our task at once with great enthusiasm.我们立刻兴致勃勃地干起来。
• A team which is full of enthusiasm is more likely to win.情绪高涨的球队更可能获胜。

7 sip   

v.小口地喝，抿，呷；n.一小口的量

参考例句：

• She took a sip of the cocktail.她啜饮一口鸡尾酒。
• Elizabeth took a sip of the hot coffee.伊丽莎白呷了一口热咖啡。

8 unconscious   

adj.失去知觉的，不省人事的；无意识的，不知不觉的

参考例句：

• She was unconscious but her heart was still beating.她已经不省人事，但脉搏还在跳。
• He was unconscious of his mistake.他没意识到自已的错误。

9 ridiculous   

adj.荒谬的，可笑的；荒唐的

参考例句：

• It is simply ridiculous to attempt such a thing.试图干这种事，简直可笑。
• It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.这是我有生以来听到的最为荒唐可笑的事。