摩登家庭第六季 第103期:我决定永远不开车了

 He's terrified to be in the back. Now you're gonna put him in the front seat so that he can kill all of us? ! 他坐后面就够害怕的了。现在你要让他坐前座，这样他就能把我们都弄死了？！

Can you not make this fear worse? I watched Dede coddle Mitchell when he was afraid of the dark. 你能别火上浇油了吗？我看过米奇尔怕黑的时候，迪迪是怎么过分呵护他的。

Till he was seven, he'd only blink¹ one eye at a time -- gave a lot of girls a very wrong idea. 他到七岁还是眨眼每次只眨一边...害得不少女生误会了。

Manny, you don't want to do this right? 曼尼，你不想这么做对吧？

No, I really don't. 不，我不想。

Okay, papi, you know what? Let's switch. I'm going to drive. 好的，宝贝，要不我们换吧。我来开。

I've got a bombshell, mom. 我很怕

 妈妈。 

Ay, papi, thank you, but this is a very weird² thing to say when we're in this position. 宝贝，多谢，但是我们这个姿势说这种话太诡异了。

No, I've decided³ I'm never driving. 不，我决定永远不开车了。

No way. You there. You there. We're doing this my way. 不行。你坐这，你坐那。按我说的做。

Ah, yeah, 'cause it's your way or the highway. 每次都是要么按你说的做要么就滚蛋

Oh, God. Not the highway. 天啊，不要上高速。

You always want me to be his dad. Well, I'm being his dad. 你一直让我像个父亲一样教导他。我这不是在做吗。

Oh, uh, I-I'm really scared, Jay. 我真的好怕，杰。

This is what we're fixing. Look, when I was a kid, I lived by a big, scary black lake. 这就是我们要解决的问题。我还是个孩子的时候，住在一个巨大的吓人的黑色湖旁。

I always thought there monsters in there and whatnot. 我一直觉得湖里有怪兽。

One night, my dad dragged me out of bed and tossed⁴ me right in that cold water. 一天晚上，我爸把我拉下床然后直接把我踹进湖里。

I was never scared of that lake again. Now, give it some gas. 然后我就再也不怕那个湖了。踩油门吧。

 

1 blink   

vi.眨眼睛，闪烁；vt.眨（眼睛），使闪烁

参考例句：

• In a blink of an eye he had disappeared.一眨眼的工夫他就没影了。
• The boy disappeared around the corner in a blink of an eye.一眨眼，这男孩就在拐角处不见了。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

4 tossed   

v.（轻轻或漫不经心地）扔( toss的过去式和过去分词 )；（使）摇荡；摇匀；（为…）掷硬币决定

参考例句：

• I tossed the book aside and got up. 我把书丢在一边，站了起来。
• He angrily tossed his tools and would work no longer. 他怒气冲冲地扔下工具不肯再干了。 来自《简明英汉词典》