摩登家庭第六季 第151期:我是你儿子的朋友

 Sonia, I'm an idiot. 桑娅，我真是太傻了。

I jumped to some crazy conclusions today. 我今天乱下结论。

I mean, I could say it's because of Valentine's or, I don't know, me feeling a little neglected, but I know you could never -- 也许是因为情人节的缘故，或是我不知道我感觉自己有点被忽视了，但我知道你绝对不会...

Kiss me. 吻我。

Yes, because you're my sister-in-law and, uh -- 是的，因为你是我的小姨子...

We hid it perfectly¹, Jay! 我们隐藏得很完美，杰！

Sonia, wait! 桑娅，等等！

We've waited long enough! 我们已经等得够久了！

One night with me, and you'll forget all about her. 与我共度一晚，你就会忘了她。

She doesn't appreciate you. 她不欣赏你。

I hear how you fight! 我听到过你们吵架！

That's just how we talk. 我们就那样聊天。

Give in to it, Jay. We both-- 放弃吧，杰，我们都...

Oh, no. 不。

I knew it! 我就知道！

How dare do you try to steal the life that I stole from you? ! 你居然想把我从你那偷来的好日子再偷回去？

Let him go, Gloria! I love him! 放手吧，歌洛莉亚，我爱他！

Never! 永不放手！

He's my husband, and I love him more! 他是我丈夫，我更爱他！

Ladies, ladies, stop. 女士们，别闹了。

W-who are you? 你是谁？

I-I-I'm a friend of you son's. 我，我是你儿子的朋友。

Oh, thank goodness. 谢天谢地。

I twisted my neck, and I need my pillow. 我扭到脖子了，我需要枕头。

I'm in agony. 我很难受。

Yes, mother moving in was inconvenient², but what did he want me to do, just get rid of her? 老妈搬进来确实不方便，但要我怎么做，就这么不管她吗？

Who does that? 谁会干那种事啊？

I mean, a ghoul, that's who. 魔鬼才会那么干。

Oh, no! - What's wrong? 怎么了！-怎么了？

Nothing. I was just reliving the moment you told us about you and Cooper. 没什么，我只是在重温你说你和库珀分手了的那一刻。

You're so dear. 你太贴心了。

You know that, that fish I gave you and Mitchell? 其实，你知道我给你和米奇尔的那条鱼吗？

That really wasn't the gift we picked out for you. 那不是我们给你们选的礼物。

Really? - No, I was just being mean. 真的吗？-我只是故意整你们的。

It's just that, when I saw that cheese plate, I just -- 只是当我看到那个奶酪盘的时候，我...

 

1 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。

2 inconvenient   

adj.不方便的，令人感到麻烦的

参考例句：

• You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
• Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗？