摩登家庭第六季 第267期:我就是个妈宝男

 Okay, name, age...street name? Like you're in a gang¹? 名字，年龄...街道名？黑帮里的那种外号吗？

I don't want to go to camp with Kylie now! It's disgusting²! 我不想跟凯莉一起去夏令营了！太恶心了！

Oh, look. We got another text from Ky-- she send a picture of her in a bikini! 她又发短信来了...她发了一张她穿比基尼照片！

She did? 真的吗？

You -- you can just go ahead and hit "send". 那你还是把申请发过去吧。

No. You're not going to go to camp with a girl like that. 别想了，你不能跟这种女孩去夏令营的。

Oh, my God. Mom, you're crazy! Yes. No. Yes. No. You hate every single girl I like. 我的天，老妈，你疯了！一会儿同意一会儿不同意。你讨厌每一个和我约会的女孩。

You have to start letting me make my own decisions, or everything everybody says about me is true-- I'm a giant mama's boy. 你必须得让我自己做决定，否则大家笑我的话都要成真了...我就是个妈宝。

Do they really call you that? 他们真的这么叫你吗？

Yes. Now is that what you want? 没错，难道这就是你想看到的吗？

Okay, fine. If you want to go, go. 好吧。你想去的话，去吧。

Thank you. I have that same bikini. 谢谢。我也有那套比基尼。

Okay, we're gonna need a crow bar or something to lift this thing. You look back there, and I'll check these shelves. 我们要一个撬杠或者别的东西来把它弄起来。你在后面找找，我去架子上翻一翻。

Anything up there? 有能用的吗？

Not a thing, buddy³. I feel like I saw some sort of a-- 什么都没有，伙计。我好像看见了某种...

Are they aware...? 他们知道吗？

Not a chance. 怎么可能知道。

Maybe we can use this broom⁴ handle to pry⁵ it loose. 也许可以用这个扫帚把它弄松。

No, that won't work. Oh, no. 不行，弄不开的。

Yes, it will. 可以弄开。

Come on! 来吧！

That was close. 好险。

Sorry I was a jerk⁶ earlier. 很抱歉之前对你那么刻薄。

I'm actually having a lot of fun watching cartoons with you again. 能和你一起看动画片我其实很开心。

It was my fault. I'm just a little... 是我的错，我就是有一点...

Are you ever gonna call me? 你以后会打电话给我吗？

What? 什么？

 

1 gang   

n.一伙，一帮；结伴的朋友

参考例句：

• The gang live abroad,beyond reach of the British police.这帮匪徒住在国外，英国警方鞭长莫及。
• Some gang came in and shot the place up.有股匪帮进来对这个地方开枪扫射。

2 disgusting   

adj.令人作呕的，可憎恶的，讨厌的

参考例句：

• What a disgusting smell!多么讨厌的气味！
• The mosquito is the disgusting thing.蚊子是讨厌的东西。

3 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

4 broom   

n.扫帚，灌木；vt.扫

参考例句：

• She is sweeping with a broom.她在用扫帚扫地。
• He stood his broom behind the door.他把扫帚立在门后。

5 pry   

vi.窥(刺)探，打听；vt.撬动(开，起)

参考例句：

• He's always ready to pry into other people's business.他总爱探听别人的事。
• We use an iron bar to pry open the box.我们用铁棍撬开箱子。

6 jerk   

n.（口语）笨蛋，性情古怪的人，急拉，肌肉抽搐；v.痉挛，急拉，急推，急动

参考例句：

• Just keep that jerk off me.让那个笨蛋离开我。
• The knife was stuck but she pulled it out with a jerk.那把刀子被卡住了，她猛地一拔，把它拔了出来。